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Call me Goody Proctor

@micarebear.bsky.social

1.5K followers 920 following 3.5K posts

I’m a pumpkin-spiced loser. AuDHD. Sad boy summer, autumn, winter, spring. I like crows. 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 He/Him

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Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 2h

But also please make me food 🥹🥹🥹

Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 2h

Tylenol fact: “Love language” was invented by a pastor as a method to control wemons.

“Wemons” was a typo, but let’s be honest: they seem women as demons, so it works.

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Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 6h

What are all yalls favorite spooky pop songs?

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Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah, the og post sounds not at all reflective of an upcoming anniversary

Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 16h

We don’t have a full length mirror and I pose like dumb dumb

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Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 1d

What the fuck Kyle!

a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open

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Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 1d

Let’s go collect some other bitches.

Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 1d

You’re just the most adorable giant 😍

lemme climb your beanstalk

Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 1d

That couch looks like you bought it on temu and didn’t read the description 🤭

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Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 1d

Flop it on my face

Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 2d

Agatha Harkness on the witches road costume thoughts?

Collage of screenshots of pants, necklace, and long sweatshirt

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Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 2d

If they choose dance, I want to dress as Goody Proctor. If they choose Minecraft, I want to dress as Charlie Brown (the OG blockhead)

Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 2d

What dress size am I?

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Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 2d

Building does trick/treat for work children each yr. We decorate office suite; team deciding between Minecraft or Halloween Disco (“murder on the dance floor”).

Last I knew the blockheads were favoring the block heads and that’s a real shame.

Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 4d

Deleted my noods; literally showing my most vulnerable bits and there hasn’t been enough recognition to make it worth it.

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Call me Goody Proctor @micarebear.bsky.social · 4d

Every single mass news media is complicit in the fall of democracy 🙃

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Sonny Side Up 🍳🏳️‍🌈 @misonnyside.bsky.social · 6d

The spooky vibe I bring to the function…

“Give him head like guillotine
Haunted house, I make him scream
Trick or treat til he explode
Now he got a hallo-ween”