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Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again

@micahweil.bsky.social

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Raccoon, visionary, cranky old jackass. Inheritor of the One True "The End Is Nigh" Sandwich Board Does not have the stamina for this anymore

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Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again @micahweil.bsky.social · Nov 6

It's 12:30 PM my time, and I've had time at work to reset the old thinker. So, let's do this.

My name is Micah Weil. Raccoon. Non-binary. Inheritor of the one true "The End is Nigh" sandwich board. Exhausted. Have not fucked a couch.

And I am still here. I will continue to be here out of spite. 🧵

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Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again @micahweil.bsky.social · 19h

Oh past me, have I got news for you...

Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again @micahweil.bsky.social · 1d

Ah, such a fine spell.
Combos well with "Explosive Diarrhea".

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Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again @micahweil.bsky.social · 1d

Or, if you want to co-ordinate...
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California Girls Friday The 13th Chad Dancing Meme (ORIGINAL VIDEO)

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Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again @micahweil.bsky.social · 1d

Since I am now seeing Inflatable Left Sharks at the anti-ICE protests, may I make a suggestion?

Because I am willing to bet none of the He-Man Woman Haters in ICE ranks like Katy Perry

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18th camerman joins Dancing Viral sharks💀🦈🕺🏼#LeftShark #CaliforniaGurls #KatyPerry #FruitSurgery

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Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again @micahweil.bsky.social · 1d

Customer: "We want to remove this important 3rd party portion of your software and replace it with our own. Will this affect service?"
Me: "Considering that we didn't test it with your version, I would say 'yes'. Also, what the fuck?"

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BOOOOlioraptor, PhD (spooky version) @biblioraptorphd.bsky.social · 2d

Janet saying: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place
because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

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Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again @micahweil.bsky.social · 2d

It's gonna be in those stupid content-factory kids videos where the Minecraft zombie is going to be hunted by Huggy Wuggy, the Roblox spaces...and if they ever decide to commit to the bit and make it a real thing, we all know it's going to be hosted by Mr. Beast.

Therapist's gonna have fun with me.

Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again @micahweil.bsky.social · 2d

Oh hey! I forgot they were doing a new "The Running Man" movie. By the looks of the latest trailer, it's gonna be fun.

...oh hey, that excitement has JUST been tempered by the knowledge that this will likely replace Squid Game for a little bit in a whole lot of "where it shouldn't be" places. 🧵

Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again @micahweil.bsky.social · 2d

If I may make a suggestion...

a close up of a person 's face with a device on their head with the hashtag #judem visible

Alt: That one scene from A Clockwork Orange, where Alex DeLarge was strapped down to a theater seat with all that nonsense attached to his head and his eyes forced open. In this particular image, a dropper repeatedly bounces between his eyes, adding eyedrops.

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Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again @micahweil.bsky.social · 3d

And don't forget the giant spider-mech toaster you can ride on!

And the sentient washing machine that speaks in the symbols on the cleaning instructions on clothes.

Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again @micahweil.bsky.social · 4d

And tonight's movie with friends was the first Addams Family movie. Always saw the second, never the first.

...I'd prefer more of that than the dark, broody, edgelord vibe Wednesday gives. Alas.

Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again @micahweil.bsky.social · 4d

a silhouette of a wolf with a fence in the background and a tiktok logo

Alt: Cofi, from Chickn Nuggit, in her wolf costume, sitting on a fence, and going "Awoo"

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Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again @micahweil.bsky.social · 4d

The more I see AI stuff infiltrating my spaces, the more I wonder when the hell Rache Bartmoss is gonna release hi R.A.B.I.D.S.

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Miles Softail @stagefatality.bsky.social · Jul 25

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"

yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

goombella from paper mario the thousand year door, book in "hand" tattling on your ass

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Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again @micahweil.bsky.social · 5d

Sitting here, watching Willy's Wonderland with friends, and it hits me.

Somewhere out there is a timeline where, in Cyberpunk 2077, Johnny Silverhand is played by Nick Cage

Micah Weil is on his Bullshit again @micahweil.bsky.social · 5d

This got me curious.
I looked up the game and thought it was worth a look. Bought it.

Finally sat down to play it.
I...ah...lost two hours to it without realizing.
So...I do recommend it.

If this is what DEI delivers, then hook it directly to my veins.