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Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 7h

I'm that tired i tried to drive my bike with the lock still on. Ive never done that before what is wrong with me (got to the shop before it shut but they had no oat milk so had to get the protein soy)

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

Omg im old 😭😭

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

"What do you want for Christmas?"

I'm a big fan of groceries so money for groceries would be good

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

I also need an entire new wardrobe as most of my clothes are too small but if i ask them for clothes they'd add to my already too small collection as for some reason everyone thinks i lie about my size (which is such a dumb thing to lie about)

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

Partly why i asked for money^

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Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

"What do you want for Christmas?"

I'm a big fan of groceries so money for groceries would be good

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Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

I need the bow, arrows, a target and an eyepatch (can only find eyepatchs on temu and I'm not shopping there)

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

Argh i should've asked for an archery bow as they're expensive and im still saving up for it

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Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

I cant wear my ha when riding and she shouted at me when i first got glasses as the opticians are scamming me and i dont need them (glasses was free at that age AND i asked for an appointment as my eyes hurt and i couldn't see the board at school) so im worried how she'll react to seeing my ha

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

I have 2 or 3 pictures of boots (from the good store) that i like the look of

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

I'd also have to take my bike so I can test them out and id feel rushed with her

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

Im worried that if i send her boots I like and the size she'll purposely buy the wrong size as she is one of those people who "knows me better than I know myself" but doesnt know I like sonic

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Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

They shouldn't have a problem as ive done it before and ive seen other people do it but i gotta check with the staff if i can try the left boot on and test it on my bike to see if it fits in the gap

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

If I'm in the good bikestore for 10 minutes someone approches me to see if i need help (and leave me alone if i don't) and they was so helpful when i got my first helmet so i want to go there. Its extremely local to my house as well. Its walking distance (I'd drive so i can test the boots)

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Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

Plus then i can go to the good bikestore where its apparent the staff like their job, the store she wants to take me to is awkward to get there and they always seem miserable

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

Tempted to text her and ask if i can find some boots and send them her as the gap between my gears are small (ive adjusted it so i have the most amount of room) so will take me ages to find some as well as wanting to get a size bigger than i am so there easier to get on and off (I'm struggling with-

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Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

She also took offence to me saying these arent my size and women's shoes dont fit me as a women's 6 and a men's 6 are different sizes so even if she brought me my size shoes from the womens section they'd be too small (as i have men's feet which she doesnt seem to understand)

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

Get my feet into and out of (non motercycle) boots i own i wanna try them on and get them a size too big but she is hellbent on me being tiny (she tried to buy size 4 women's shoes. I'm a 6 and a man). Think she will let me get size 7 or 8 boots?

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

My everyday shoes but there is no way my shoe size has gotten bigger. Im in my mid 20's)

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

Tempted to text her and ask if i can find some boots and send them her as the gap between my gears are small (ive adjusted it so i have the most amount of room) so will take me ages to find some as well as wanting to get a size bigger than i am so there easier to get on and off (I'm struggling with-

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Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

Get my feet into and out of (non motercycle) boots i own i wanna try them on and get them a size too big but she is hellbent on me being tiny (she tried to buy size 4 women's shoes. I'm a 6 and a man). Think she will let me get size 7 or 8 boots?

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 8h

My nan asked me what i wanted for Christmas (the day after my birthday) and i told her i need motercycle boots but give me cash instead. She texted me earlier asking when im free so i can do to my (unknown to her least favourite) bike store to look at boots, However as there boots and i struggle to-

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Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 9h

I got a curry for dinner so as long as its not raining I'll park out front. Curry will either give me a boost of energy or almost knock me out

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 9h

I feel too sleepy to go gym tonight but i likely wont get enough sleep tonight due to starting work earlier (than today) so ill be even more tired tomorrow

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 9h

I wish sleep debt worked in reverse. If i oversleep but then undersleep it could add together but instead i have to undersleep and then oversleep to catch up