Merrick Monroe 💜🖤
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🖤 Goth GF material 🌲 Nerdy autistic content creator in the PNW 🔞 MDNI 🌶️ I post boobs & ass 🍻 Life is more fun when you tip well 🐕 Dog: Irma 🧡 Founder @hustletohire.com https://linktr.ee/merrickmonroe
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Ohhhh thank you for mentioning that
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Thank you. I thought I’d have time to do it all but the night really got away from me
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We need to establish as an online society that messaging an unfamiliar person on any platform with "hey." or "can I ask you a question?" and then silence is not okay.

Ask the question. It's hella more efficient AND courteous if you ask the question, thank the person for their time and send.
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Sorry I didn’t finish my posole posting last night, I ended up going to a goth dance night at a strip club and several of the dancers fed me Halloween candy during a group stage set.

Soup was very good tho. I’ll finish posting it later.
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I have the windows open and I’m making posole. 🥰
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“Oh so if you’re free today can you—“ No. Nope. Sorry not available.
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My dentist appt today got cancelled and I’m not telling anyone because last week really took it out of me and I think I deserve a Me day
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Also if you use canned hominy you can roast that too, gives it a bit more snap and kind of a nutty flavor.

Hominy freezes really well, so don’t be afraid to buy the Big cans and split it into freezer bags!
A big ol can of hominy in a kitchen cabinet Freshly roasted hominy on a sheet pan being pulled out of the oven
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In this house we roast those peppers and onions first. Put some flavour on em. 😤
A pile of roasted green bell peppers, jalapeños, and onions next to a knife A quartered white onion, blackened in a cast iron pan A small food processor with puréed chilis, peppers, and onion
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I have the windows open and I’m making posole. 🥰
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Ooooh that sounds super interesting and definitely delicious!! I hadn’t thought to use pizza dough that way but I’m intrigued!
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iamjoseph.bsky.social
Breakfast pizza is the most important pizza of the day
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Of course, feel free to hit me up for tips on this! But I will say, my top advice is to go ahead and break the egg yolks after cracking them onto the pizza. Otherwise the yokes bake up so heavy they compress the crust, better to have that texture spread out a bit.
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I made too much pizza dough the other day so breakfast pizza was in order. 🍽️ 🍕 🍳

Deep dish crust with Violife non-dairy mozzarella shreds, a light pesto sauce, mushrooms, onions, bacon, and eggs.
Breakfast pizza before going in the oven, with unmelted shredded cheese and raw eggs under bar baked bacon bits. Breakfast pizza after baking, with the eggs spread out over the crust and the bacon cooked just so, the edges of the crust visibly crunchy.
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Imagine being the PM of Canada for 10 years and when you finally step down you have no idea who you are anymore and you crash and burn and midlife crisis so hard that you date Katy Perry*

*not a defence of Trudeau
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As a fashion historian, I will die on this hill: the point of having blue hair and nose rings (or spiky nails or stripper heels or tattoos or an all-black wardrobe) is not to look pretty or cool. It's to look (and feel) powerful--something many young American women crave right now. And it's working.
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
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Yeah there's that. It was really nice to be subscribed to the big bags where you choose each item, but then they changed that and upped the price so I dropped it. The novelty might be fun for a few months haha we'll see.
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I reactivated my Ipsy subscription. 🙈 Anyone else use it? I mainly just always resub for October to get the cute makeup bag, but I just might keep it going for a few months to refresh my makeup "bag" with some new products I'm actually excited to use.
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patri.xyz
If a bluesky verified ‘reporter’ is posting AI videos, what is the verification exactly? Their name?

Posting fake content invalidates any claim of being a journalist.
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And purchased. 🥰🛍️ Thank you and goodnight.
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Yesterday’s productivity ended up being online makeup shopping and ooh boy lemme tell ya, I could spend HOURS building a cart. Love to do a little shoppy shop.
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I can tell by the way I’m hurkle durkleing that today’s gonna be chill and IF it’s at all productive it’s gonna be lowkey about it.
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