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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙

@mementomorty.bsky.social

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passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness housewarming: https://throne.com/itsmorticia $MorticiaRN A black cat who loves horror Definitely not a witch Lifts heavy stone she/her

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · Oct 10

You know who else was pinned at the top in front of his followers?

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 51m

Heh

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 1d

I found a 19th century Cat Villain!

A huge chonk of a fluffy cat sitting on a table near an open fire. The cat is cream and grey and appears to be shaped like a barrel in a fur coat. They are scowling fiercely with their moustache and bewhiskered ears apparently flowing back into the cold wind. There's a definite vibe that this villainous cat twirls their moustache as they evict orphans into the aforementioned blizzard and think Scrooge was an easy-going lightweight. They are magnificent.

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 54m

A little cartoon of a character looking to see if anyone is wayching then he licks his phone

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 57m

I said sultry 😭

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E-house of Horror XLVII @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 1h

Cincinnati commits many food crimes.

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

One after the other, just like walking

Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

I had to read that 3 times

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

um, technically mine are

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

Barry I will never give you my address especially not now

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 11d

You're not my psychiatrist I don't have to answer this

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 1h

Everyone take cover, Barry unleashed BEANS!

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

I feel like I got hit by a bus today. All I wanted to do was sleep. I can't stop coughing. Death, please take me.

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

Barry I don't know what the beans thing is and don't want to

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

why are we, comrade

Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

wtf Barry

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

jesus

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

chat, is this true

Monica Belluci, a very sultry brunette, on a couch. She is wearing a cream skirt and top.

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

there's a place here that puts BBQ chicken, black beans, and corn on a pizza and it slaps so hard

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 3h

Usdi Crittenden @lilusdi.bsky.social • 1h
Celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day by disrespecting Italians (eating a barbecue chicken pizza)

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truthseeker5734.bsky.social
@truthseeker5734.bsky.social
Would you say something like that to a black person on MLK day? I doubt it, coward.

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

"Bit by a Morty"

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

Oh what the fuck

Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

It's cute that you think I wouldn't eat you alive

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

Hey!

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Shematologist, MD @shematologist.medsky.social · 5h

A few PSAs from your friendly neighborhood pediatric shematologist

🩸vitamin k in newborns is lifesaving
🩸vaccines save lives
🩸no kid should drink more than 20 ounces of milk a day
🩸babies don’t need chiropractors
🩸home births can go south super quickly even in the very best of circumstances

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

Yeah that would deter me I think. I had a lot going on when I tried Lexapro, but was on it for a good 3 months, maybe more, and couldn't handle it.