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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · May 2

Suggested plan for non-right UK parties:

1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election

2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.

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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 21h

No shit!

Eat kiwi fruit to
relieve constipation, says guidance

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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 20h

CHATBACK!

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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 18h

East 4.25

Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 19h

It wasn’t mercury that made hat makers go mad, it was trying on super tight hats that squeezed their brains too hard!

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CHATBACK!

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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 20h

CHATBACK - 0891 50 50 50

a sign that says ' chatback is not a live service ' on it

Alt: a sign that says ' chatback is not a live service ' on it

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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 21h

No shit!

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Cop Killer by B*Witched

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 22h

Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?

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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 21h

a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson

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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d

🎶 [Prof Alice Roberts]
But in the end he needs a little bit more than me…More security

[Rylan]
He needs his fantasy and freedom

[Prof Alice Roberts]
I know him so well

[Rylan]
It took time to understand him

[Together]
I know him so well 🎶

Rylan and Professor Alice Roberts singing I Know Him So Well from the musical, Chess

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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 22h

Remake of the Cher film, Mask?

Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 22h

“What a mistake-a to make-a!”

Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d

a man with glasses and a mustache is covering his mouth

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Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Olives

Irreversible

You Get What You Give - New Radicals

Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Cucumber

28 years later

Mr Brightside

Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Eggs

Deep Blue Sea

Brown Eyed Girl

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · Aug 13

I'm ready for the next World Cup⚽️

サッカー大好きですっ☆特に関節技が得意ですっ☆

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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d

Brown eyes??

Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d

"Wait, I can explain..."

Wyoming Man Found With 30 Eyeballs In His Anal Cavity

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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d

Money doesn’t mean you will be happy but it undeniably provides greater opportunity for you to be.

Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Olives

Irreversible

You Get What You Give - New Radicals

Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Cucumber

28 years later

Mr Brightside

Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Eggs

Deep Blue Sea

Brown Eyed Girl