Matt
@mattyost.bsky.social
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Gay lawyer with two cats and a lot of feelings. 📸/🎥: mattyost_
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fresh parsley and fresno peppers!!
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we gotta bring back a bricky lipstick
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*whispers* blanche lincoln
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angie girl ily my soup is free for the masses
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put my whole alison romanussy into this mushroom soup
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even mary landrieu would have been a little subtler
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the wales jumped out
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i went to law school with her and let me tell you this was not the trajectory i anticipated
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anyway i’m making soup
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endlessly weird that we’re simultaneously doing “protests that I disagree with are illegitimate” and “let me prove that racism is over by gerrymandering black people out of representation”

flop country
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jimmy john’s delivery driver wearing a fuzzy hooded cloak god bless him it is chilly out
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girls put down the unregulated lead shavings and pick up a copy of murderland by carolyn fraser
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ryan murphy already writing a treatment for american crime story: juiced out gay ted bundy
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“protein powders are laced with lead” and “young republicans love hitler” battling it out for biggest example of fork found in kitchen today
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it’s still dark out when i’m leaving for work but look at this gay lil sky
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oh but this one’s NEW
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loving this uniform
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the scream-acting here is just unbelievably effective
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we all agree on this yes
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my fiance lived down the street from her when she lived in stillwater, and the fact that she left before he was old enough for her to teach him all her cigarette ways is absolutely devastating
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when she rips the filter off her cigarette in on the american horror story seasons…… wow