Matt 🍓
@mattwho.bsky.social
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New York nobody, but down to clown. (That means make funny little jokes, right?) Gay | Lefty | Terrible
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MacCALLUM: Margaret Thatcher said socialism is great until you run out of other people's money

MAMDANI: Well, what Andrew Cuomo said is that if you have $957m you give it to Elon Musk in tax credits
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Nearly all the staff in the Office of Special Education have been fired as part of Trump’s sweeping layoffs.

These are the people responsible for protecting the civil rights of students with disabilities and ensuring they receive an equal education.

More needless cruelty on display.
“It’s imitation, bacon-based tofu.”
I’m actually scared to tell people now
I asked a friend if he wanted to watch my favourite movie of all time this weekend. After 23mins he insisted we turn it off as it was ‘the worst fucking movie I think I’ve ever seen in my life. Like. It makes no sense. It’s not even funny. Why are you laughing?’
Always pronounce JFK Airport as ‘Jesus Fucking Khrist’ in my head.
I hope the Y’s arms never get tired on my CUNY sweater.
They are on sale. $79 now.
It’s an amazing song. That’s just facts. One of the greatest anthems in the world. Disappointing events can inspire great music. TBH more often does than great events.
I’m sorry, say what you like about America, but the anthem is a Star-Spangled Banger.
I have been known to sit for the entirety of “There's No Business Like Show Business (reprise)”
Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post:

God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.
I wish restaurants gave you bread while you waited at the host’s stand.
You look so cute and happy, but with the caption it’s giving:
Meme

nathan fielder @nathanfielder
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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Unbearably violent images from Downtown Chicago where a classical music concert was played on the Chicago River. This is too elegant and magical to be seen.
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Fun facts: Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009, has won an Emmy, two Grammys, and his production company won an Oscar.

Trump has won 34 felony convictions as well as civil adjudications for rape and financial fraud. He is currently protecting rich and powerful pedophiles in the GOP.
Dr. said I had the cleanest ears he’d ever examined during an annual physical.

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Is it a bed/chair kind of thing?
What’s the difference between a cushion and a pillow?
We did a national news conference about this from the White House before we did the studies and got the proof.

Cool.
RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."