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🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱

@mattufford.bsky.social

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Yahoo Sports guy, area bird enthusiast

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🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 25d

good vibes and dark magic, go M's 🔮🧙‍♀️🔮 #goms

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🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 14m

Philly Sports Pope next

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🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 15m

Chicago Sports Pope rules so hard

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1h

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 14h

gonna hit Good Reads with “more like Olivia Snoozy!”

🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 15h

OLIVIA: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am not inclined to start affairs with antivax interview subjects twice my age who pick me up in an abduction van that reeks of dogs while I’m engaged to someone else.
BAYLESS: Absolutely
OLIVIA: BUT!

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 16h

Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

Have I Got Nuzzi For You

Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.

www.status.news

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🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 15h

smh CONCACAF’d in a friendly against Australia

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16h

play on says the referee

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🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d

oh yeah, they’ve got a loud chirp that really travels. congratulations on your new hobby, let me know if you need binocular recommendations

🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d

Scottocorrect sounds better anyway

🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d

hello police? yes I’d like to report a Falconing in progress

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🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d

correhct

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🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d

does Canadian autocorrect do that?

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Steve Jones @stevejones20.bsky.social · 1d

the greatest moment in tic tac toe history

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🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d

Josh Naylor is easily the best professional athlete who looks like someone in a Southern California beach town liquor store parking lot

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🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 2d

yes. oh god yes

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2d

Hoping my Mariners fan friends live the dream (sweep every series, win world championship, pop champagne as meteor erases humanity, die on top and freed from Mariners baseball forever)