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@mattsledge.xyz

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Sarcasm is my weapon. Posts about music/sports/tech/stuff. College football/#MACtion/Lapsed Reds fan. Lives in Oxford, Ohio. Past: Radio dork at WOXY-FM/97X, WNKU and Inhailer.com. Present: I manage. DEI advocate.

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Happy Sledge-o-ween! 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · Nov 11

Since I have picked up a few new followers this past week, let's redo this. Consider this an #introduction. Interests include:

#music
#indiemusic (alt/college rock)
#radio
#movies
#weather
#collegefootball
Miami U (Ohio) sports
Cincinnati Reds/Bengals
#technology
and my favorite interest: #more

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Happy Sledge-o-ween! 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 1h

(stolen from @dandelion444.bsky.social)

Caption: I’m old enough to remember the very first TED Talk. It was most excellent.

Picture of Bill And Ted from their movie, presenting their final exam. Which was AMAZING.

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Happy Sledge-o-ween! 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 2h

I apologize for nothing.

```
ME, AS A WATER MOLECULE

Hey dad. Some of my water molecule friends were talking about condensing, but I'm not sure it's safe. What should I do?

That's easy, son.

You condense if you want to.

You can leave your friends behind.

ESS ess ess... AYY ayy ayyy... EFF eff eff eff eff...

Goddammit dad...
```

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Micah @rincewind.run · 6h

periodically I see posts that are like This Big Account Blocked Me And It Says Something About Society

brother it is not that deep you were being annoying in my replies

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Happy Sledge-o-ween! 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 3h

Hold on a sec: The game was at noon. The No Kings protest was at noon uptown and well attended. Also, the students drink on Saturday afternoons to Beat The Clock.

Happy Sledge-o-ween! 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 3h

ATTENDANCE. For today's game.

Happy Sledge-o-ween! 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 4h

Just looked at the box score from the Miami game. Guess what this number represents - and you have ONE guess: 6832

Happy Sledge-o-ween! 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 4h

It is 1:47 am and I am just now remembering to skeet that YOUR Miami RedHawks football team won again today.

RedHawks Top EMU 44-30 For Fourth-Straight Win - Miami University RedHawks

OXFORD, Ohio— Dequan Finn threw for two touchdowns and ran for two more as the Miami University football team defeated Eastern Michigan 44-30. Jordan Brunson...

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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 4h

I can’t believe we’ve fallen so far as a society that we allow filth like this on television

The passing leaders from tonight’s Penn State vs Iowa game. Two players with extremely linebacker-coded names have passing stats that suggest that they are, indeed, linebackers forced into the quarterback role by some astoundingly awful series of events, and/or a curse from a particularly vindictive witch (complimentary)

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Happy Sledge-o-ween! 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 4h

*taps the sign again, and waits for an adult to show up. somewhere.*

Happy Sledge-o-ween! 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 5h

Haircut 100 Detail First New Album In 42 Years ino.to/4bg8yqz

Haircut 100 Detail First New Album In 42 Years

Last year, Haircut 100 announced their first album since 1984’s Paint And Paint. The British new wavers released “The Unloving Plum,” and now they’re finally divulging details about the record, which ...

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Happy Sledge-o-ween! 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 5h

One thing I do know is that he does have quite a temper if someone asks him a critical question. He's snapped at the radio crew before. So if something big happens that could be his undoing.

Happy Sledge-o-ween! 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 5h

And nothing will change until Chuck leaves. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

/sarcasm

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Molly White @molly.wiki · 7h

cops tackling and marching off with a giant penis, Kristi Noem menacing a chicken she swears is antifa, feds pepper-spraying a frog

ridicule is an extremely effective protest tactic and foil for authoritarianism

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 8h

Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list

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Happy Sledge-o-ween! 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 9h

Heh. Like we were expecting anything less.

Happy Sledge-o-ween! 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 10h

1000 Clowns. Kitty Kat Max.

Just kidding. Play whatever the hell you want.

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 12h

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 14h

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.