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All Supermarket Caterpillar Cakes Are Cunts It's 12:00PM
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Starmer saying hard working families really pisses me off.
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Leave the pylons, it’s the car I want gone.
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I am never going to pick up massive spiders.
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I mean many so called conservative values are just human values, and they seem to think they belong to the right. Whereas the right is generally about values that are essentially people hating.
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It’s best not to dwell on these things as I don’t want to exclude them from my life. But when I think of how often they haven’t allowed me to finish what I’m saying before laughing at me, or got annoyed because I didn’t just meekly agree or denigrated my interests…
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I really understand why conservatives think they have a monopoly on working hard, respecting rules, being polite etc anyway. Most people I know realise there are ways of life that make things better for all - and plenty of conservatives who are nothing but destroyers of order!
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Yes. I never really saw how it could mean anything other than say, people knowing their place, or one mustn’t be publicly gay, or not being happy with anyone not conforming with your neighbourhood.
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Make sure you keep a note of that prayer that Christopher Lee does an RTD style reset with, just in case.
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It was the one thing I got out of the council after being hospitalised. Nice to have something to hold on to.
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Also Israel will break it sooner rather than later.
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Lads and Dads Barbers.

Aggghhhh it’s so boringly heteronormative.

Probably have to talk about cars and football for five minutes in order to earn a haircut.

And why s not z, they’re missing a trick,
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Ten years later they wouldn’t have been able to pull this one…THEY exterminated it!
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Both my brothers are quick to get aggressive. Took me years to realise it’s them and not me.
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Tree surgeons may be hot but they do like to announce their presence. Blocked pavements, more signs than a police incident, noise…
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Lunch with brother today. Can’t talk about:

Trains
Trans rights
Gaza
Car domination
Anxiety
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Commandeer that lady’s wheelchair for the health of the gay community.

Or pretend to faint dramatically.