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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 48m

and apparently its completely unrelated to Tron: Legacy? Like you can start at Tron and either watch Tron: Legacy or Tron: Ares and go in two different directions?

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 49m

it does kinda suck that Jared Leto is playing Skeletor in the Masters of the Universe remake, but I'm pretty sure that is just going straight to netflix so it's not gonna matter much anyways 🤷‍♂️

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 50m

He was the producer of this movie, so it literally was only going to happen if he starred in it. Apparently it got greenlit after he won the Oscar and then was just stuck in development hell for ages

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 53m

did they market this movie literally at all? I still follow a lot of Disney people across the internet and could have sworn this movie was coming out in November until this past Saturday - NO ONE was talking about it, even the people who regularly get sponsored posts for movie promotion

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Martin L. @weekendwarrior.bsky.social · 1h

Princess Aurora after pricking her finger on the spindle:

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 1h

Girl I slept so good

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RealHousewivesRanked! @rankedreal.bsky.social · 3h

Beyond obsessed with this Vanity Fair Desperate Housewives inspired throwback from the #RHOSLC girlies🔥

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 8h

P.S. Yes, she did return safely: www.tom-cox.com/the-cat-who-...

The Cat Who Travelled Through Time

My mum and dad’s cat Bridget (pictured above, more recently) has always been a bit of a wanderer.

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 8h

THREAD. When my parents' cat Bridget went missing, my dad, to try to ease his worry, painted her on a variety of historical adventures. These soon multiplied. Significantly.

After much nagging, he has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series:
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Bridget Hangs Out With The Hunters In The Snow

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 2h

My go-to is on the safer side according to that report, but I’ll probably stop after I run out and just have like…chocolate milk or something afterwards

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 2h

Honestly, lead poisoning doesn’t sound half bad these days

Matt, a Caucasian man in his thirties with brown curly hair pulled back, is drinking a chocolate protein shake

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13h

i've had it podcast, i wasn't familiar with your game

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 14h

"What do you have to say about the capitulation that you participated in?"

Cory Booker clearly wasn't expecting the pushback he got from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

Full interview: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 13h

this is like a sketch from the alternate universe where Matt Rogers got on SNL instead of Bowen Yang

Nick, a very well manicured white 30 year old man, from Love is Blind

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 13h

I followed my Fenway PCP when he left for Atrius like a year ago and I have been so much happier if anyone happens to be looking for places to move now

Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17h

1. In a major capitulation to Trump, Fenway Health, a center ostensibly dedicated to LGBTQ+ healthcare, has ended its trans care program under 19.

It could have fought for its patients. It chose instead to roll over.

Community members are devastated.

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Fenway Health Restricts Treatment for Patients Under 19 In Capitulation To Trump

“This is a fundamental betrayal to the core mission of Fenway and the patients they serve.”

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 14h

I was just saying that she must be the best hair dresser because of that “you go to a town with two barbers, which barber do you go to? The barber with the worse haircut” joke

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 14h

It’s also this weird mix of DEEPLY religious and so vocally horny. He doesn’t seem like a real person - just someone doing what he thinks people are supposed to do

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 14h

Oh no the not gay guy is freaking out because this girl is not open to religion even though she explained she stopped believing in god because of how her mother died a slow, painful death

And like…this is genuinely so sad cuz it’s like he knows religion is the only reason he’s not being himself

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 14h

Or if it is, I hope it is like Julianne Moore on 30 Rock levels of Jesus

a woman with red hair is talking to a man and says what you 're proposing is sin , jack .

ALT: a woman with red hair is talking to a man and says what you 're proposing is sin , jack .

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 14h

I can’t fucking WAIT for the Boston season next year

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 14h

We jumped ship last season pretty quick so I can’t compare but these people are monsters.

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 14h

What the actual fuck is up with these people on Love is Blind this season!? Oh my god

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 14h

AND THEN THIS OTHER GIRL IS STILL DATING A GUY OUTSIDE!?! She admitted it is important to her boyfriend that he be dating someone on reality tv!?! And now she’s confused why the guy in the pods is mad about that!?

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 14h

OH WAIT HE LIKE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT IS

OH MY GOD

Like…his mother came to him and asked if he was gay, and they’re clearly a religious family, and like…oh this poor man

He’s still so annoying but so sad

Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 15h

and this other one who’s like “Annie is such a sexy name to me” is…definitely gay right?

He talks about sex in a way none of these other guys do, it is SCREAMING “I have to prove how hetero I am to everyone but most of all MYSELF”

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 15h

and this other one who’s like “Annie is such a sexy name to me” is…definitely gay right?

He talks about sex in a way none of these other guys do, it is SCREAMING “I have to prove how hetero I am to everyone but most of all MYSELF”

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 15h

OH NO THIS GUY IS NOT ATTRACTED TO HIS FIANCÉ AT ALLLLLLL

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 16h

This guy seemed so normal and then said “oh this other guy’s kid has type 2 diabetes and I just don’t understand that, health has to be a priority, just eat better” to a girl whose dad died of diabetes

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