Mark Morowczynski
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Mark Morowczynski
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Principal Security Researcher @Microsoft. Author, Blogger, Speaker, and Baseball Nerd. Always has an overwhelming backlog of books and video games to get through.
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These between-pitch ads are absolutely brutal. In the 9th inning of Game 7?!?!?
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In addition to all the grandmas and normies at No Kings I was very happy to see a lot of Columbus' venerable benign weirdos. Bagpipes guy. One of those dudes with hundreds of action figures glued to his 1994 Saturn SL3. Those kinds of folks.

Weirdos are an important part of the municipal fabric.
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Pardon my subpar photography, but: I think someone was inspired by last night.
I’m terribly sorry to hear this. It’s so hard losing a pet. Like you’ve lost a limb.
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The bluesky moderators marked my post on how to block racist trolling scum who kidnapped 100s of American citizens & tens of thousands of brown people including children as “rude”. I hope my 3 easy steps on how to block gets the Streisand effect: click, subscribe, block
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
Someone had stolen our compost, twice. It makes no sense. I assumed it’s just local hoodlums playing a joke but that thing is so gross.
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Rolled my own crypto.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
Looking forward to it! I try and help record them.
No problem! Come present at one of our Seattle SABR sessions some time.
You’ll be bored anyways
If you’re a baseball fan and don’t know much about the Pacific Northwest history I can’t recommend @amandalc.bsky.social blog enough. It’s fantastic, in-depth and wonderful. I learn something interesting everytime
The Mariners won their first division title on the same day the Pilots played their very last game. And while it may seem like the two franchises had wildly divergent paths, the Pilots were the albatross the Mariners carried until that fateful day.
A Tale of Two October 2nds: The Pilots, the Mariners, and the Fate of Seattle Baseball
October 2, 1969 and October 2, 1995 were symbolic days for major league baseball in Seattle. A win, a loss, an end, a beginning, but only one answer for the question of whether Seattle was a major lea...
www.nwbaseballhistory.com
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Cal Raleigh has hit as many home runs as Babe Ruth. BABE RUTH!
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It’s very easy to remember Alt, just toggle in bluesky app:

settings > accessibility > require alt text before posting

& at least for iPhone, you can simply copy-paste any text from pictures in the photos app. Takes an extra 5 seconds to make someone’s day & get you a new follower, I promise
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We’ll take a break after Wednesday