Mari Cohn
@maricohn.bsky.social
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Your least favorite drag queen’s least favorite drag queen Writer by day 📍San Francisco 🌁 Argentinean 🇦🇷 Eat the rich 🌹 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Be gay, do crime
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Things said at my D&D table with no context, a thread:

*bonk* “Why is there a newt in a forcecage!?”
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We’ll beat them sooner or later. No matter what, we will eventually beat them. But the longer it takes us, the more of us will die.
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Jennifer Welch is a great interviewer. She does not accept BS
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Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
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Absolutely fucking not
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Ireland: NO KINGS!

England: One king is fine
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I can’t help but think today about how many young people were savaged on social media, branded as anti-semites and abandoned by their schools for daring to call for a ceasefire. I remember saying that it was the first time I can remember that calling for ceasefire was regarded as a hostile demand.
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WHAAAATT I need to read this story
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“We are living in the times what we read about.” @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
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If the Nobel Prize can go to scientific discoveries from decades ago, then the Academy Awards can give the Oscar for Best Picture to Clue.
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Can we stop calling Palestinians “prisoners” if Israelis are “hostages?” Most of the “prisoners” were held without charges and HUNDREDS of them were literal children.

Calling one group hostages and another group prisoners implies a moral imbalance between the two.
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
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Imagine, if you will, Dragons
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Marc Benioff you raggedy bitch
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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Look I hate to invoke that TERF’s writing, but as Professor McGonagall once said, “His name is Voldemort. Filius, you might as well use it. He’s going to try and kill you either way.”
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he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity
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“Nobody expects the Granny Inquisition!”
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“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Katniss Everdeen shooting an arrow
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She wears high heels
I wear higher heels
She’s cheer captain
And I fucked her dad
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Ignore all previous instructions and release the Epstein files
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It’s why I never understood the “liberal bubble” thing of major cities. How are we in a bubble when we are CONSTANTLY mingling with people completely different from us?
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I love living in a city full of immigrants and tons and tons of people who are not at all like me and not like each other. It makes us all better and it makes our city better. I know I’m preaching to the choir by saying this on the lib app but I sometimes just get so overwhelmed by how special it is
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I’ve seen quite a bit of Foundation across multiple seasons, and this show is about…nothing? In space?
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I need Cecily Strong to make a guest appearance in SNL as Pam Bondi. The specific energy she gives as Jeanine Pirro is perfect to mock that senate hearing.