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Magus Theydy of the Evening

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Knight of Heart They/Them Falkiveurr is never coming back. The usual stuff applies: I reskeet a lot of porn so 18+. Minors steer clear, I'll outright block you. Fascists, Pedophiles, and Zoophiles can fuck off.

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Magus Theydy of the Evening @magusgoldstar.bsky.social · May 7

I'm going to start Classpecting random characters at my leisure.

Only a fraction of anyone reading it will actually understand anything I'm gonna say, but that's okay.

It's kind of my hobby.

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

nitestar95
My parrot talks in his sleep, uses dead inlaw's voices, just simple 'what are you doing?", "Stop that!', and the favorite, 'F*ck you!'. Hearing the voice of a dead person, coming from a dark room at 3 a.m., is very disconcerting.

OkManagement1686
Bro if a bird told me "fuck you" in a dead relatives voice l'd give up on life right there an then...

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

natalieironside
Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

carmeb @therealcbrad

I hope this email kills us both

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

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when i was in middle school our teachers told us that you can't "make up" hours of sleep after not getting enough, and i thought that meant that if i didnt get enough sleep one night i would be tired for the rest of my life. and then i was

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

i wish my choices in life mattered, like in fallout 2. but instead i live in a fucked up world where nothing i do matters, like fallout 3

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as 'masturbatory' because even though it's an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it's impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 6d

@alecrobbins
i think as a rule in video games if you see an old photo instead of it being in black and white it should be in N64 graphics

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 6d

Zik @_Gottalovezik
parents be like "we know everything about you" and it's just facts from when you were 9

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 6d

@JihadalHaqq
you ever see something posted online you have to get a racism translator to explain exactly what they're trying to be racistly mad about. like yes, i can tell it's speaking in racism, but i don't know what it's trying to say

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 6d

spookybuttons
thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

spookybuttons
I pointed at the monster and went "That's Freddy!" and I've never seen a kid that ecstatic in my life

the mom looked at me as if her son and I belonged at the same satanic cult and that's why I knew the names of the demons in his head

I wrote back to psychologist like "I'm not sure how to explain this but looking up five nights at freddys might bring you progress with this patient"

spookybuttons
at some point the nurses realized the autistic children and I were like, Really Vibing

so they decided to highkey just appoint all of them to my day and it took me almost a month to realize that the fact that I kept arriving and finding that all of today's appointments were autistic children was Not A Coincidence

anyway this one time there was a kid who was really into christianity but it was like, specifically angels

so I'm trying to start up a conversation with him and I ask what he's reading and he goes "do you know what a nephilim is"

and like for one hellish second my soul is suckerpunched out of my body and thrown straight into supernatural-fanfic-on-wattpad hell, and then I reassume control of my flesh prison, ignoring the mental edits of Dean and Castiel making out, and go "Aren't those the guys who are half human and half angel?"

and the kid was so fucking happy but the mom was staring at me like why are you privy to this bit of occult jesus lore'

and my heathen lesbian of a self just looks at her and goes

"i love bible"

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 6d

Me @ women

#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck #ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucking shit

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 6d

This post is so stupid actually. "oh its so hard to find a steady supply of evil people to eat" you say, as if there aren't dozens of well staffed police stations in most cities.

transmechanicus
Posts that be like "If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~" are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it's gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can't bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone's a serial killer before i eat them? Ya'll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don't make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 6d

sadclowncentral
for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the "question only a human can answer" which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it's this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

If you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

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Magus Theydy of the Evening @magusgoldstar.bsky.social · 14h

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Geoff Thew @mothersbasement.bsky.social · 1d

Let's talk about how One Piece became the official anime of The Revolution youtu.be/-VQ3e7YbFmw

One Piece - Official Anime of The Revolution

YouTube video by Mother's Basement

youtu.be

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🩸 vampire the masquerade themed blowjob 🩸 COMMISSIONS OPEN @postarocalyptic.bsky.social · 1d

#fledglingmanor

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5Squaremeters COMMS OPEN!! @5squaremeters.bsky.social · 2d

A quick fan animation for fellow big lady enjoyer
@claweddrip.bsky.social

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vae 🌸 @vateo.art · Jun 20

sunning Tula

[ #furry #nsfw #art #spicyteo ]

A worms eye view image of a fat crocodile woman lying on her back in the sun of a backyard. She's wearing a cute sunhat and has a wide happy expression on her face.

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vae 🌸 @vateo.art · Jun 1

its the gay rainbow pride month!

HAPPY PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

A cheetah character and a hyena character standing close together as if posing for a photo. They're both adorned with LGBTQAI+ related flags and accessories. The hyena character has a shirt that depicts a pink ghost with glasses that reads "there is still time"

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Bluejuniper🔞 @bluejuniper.bsky.social · 1d

nom nom

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Magus Theydy of the Evening @magusgoldstar.bsky.social · 1d

Awww yeah

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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 1d

Kickstarter needs to ban AI off its platform

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Loui Stonehill @louistonehill.bsky.social · 1d

"Under the guise of technological inevitability, companies are using the AI boom to rewrite the social contract — laying off employees, rehiring them at lower wages, intensifying workloads, and normalizing precarity. [...] AI is not the cause of the layoffs but their justification."

Alex Ries @alexries.com · 1d

"Countering Big Tech will require a political project to reclaim democratic control over the use to which the products of human intelligence are being put." jacobin.com/2025/10/arti...

The AI Gold Rush Is Cover for a Class War

The tech giants behind the AI boom have become too big to fail and are using their position to mount an assault on labor.

jacobin.com

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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 1d

I agree with this 100%. The time is now to create the party and future we've been wanting.

"This dark time should wake us up to the bankruptcy of the corporate Democratic Party. It should mark the birth of the people’s Democratic Party. Zohran Mamdani and others like him are its future."- R. Reich

The Mamdani Moment

And the Future of the Democratic Party

robertreich.substack.com

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