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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 2h

this person deserves a beatdown with said watch stretched across the knuckles of his assailant

then he can have what’s left

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 2h

he’s still going to beat her

The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 2h

maybe they didn’t view this as sad

fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 9h

Supermarket cashier here. I prepare orders for Just Eats, Deliveroo etc to collect from the store. Yes we do judge you by your order. The saddest ever order was 20 cigarettes, a bottle of vodka and a pregnancy test.

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 2h

why? who is the constituency for that?

serious ask

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 3h

seems powerful if this makes sense to them after smoking it

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 6h

Nixon: a criminal
Ford: by abetting RMN’s crimes, he made sure they’d happen again
Reagan: a horrible person who more or less repealed taxes on the wealthy
Bush 1: war criminal
Bush 2: also a war criminal
Trump: need I say more

The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 6h

the republicans have sucked my entire life and I’m OVER 65

every single R of any consequence

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 6h

oh hell yes they are

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 6h

and the more they spread it, the more it hurts their cause

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 6h

love both of these

The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 6h

I mean, come on—it would cost the same, why not?

The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 6h

absolutely: I won't even use the motherfucker's proper NAME

for me, he'll always be Stumpy or Mr Shitshispants

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 6h

it short-circuits their narrative (think of Noem facing the inflatable) and they have absolutely no answer for it

also, it slows things down in the news cycle for them: it isn't the clean story they want, even on right wing news

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 6h

pretty hard to beat this

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 8h

I’m a subscriber to The Onion print edition and trust me, the ads alone are worth it

Fake Apple ad

Remember when those
Chinese factory workers were all committing suicide?
Neither do we!

The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 6h

okay, fair again: I'm the same in all respects

I'll almost vote for Satan instead of a Republican

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 6h

ok, fair

are you voting in this election? and would you vote if he were the candidate in the general?

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 7h

agreed: and "almost entirely" isn't doing very much work at all in this statement, because I mean just that

it's time for people to get jail terms, LONG ONES; I think Mr Shitshispants will die in office, but we can always dream: if he's alive in '29, he needs to be in a cell by '30

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 7h

you don't think he's telling the truth in his platform statement? if so, what evidence of him being untruthful is there?

(this race—other than the ancient ex-gov running—just came on my radar very recently)

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 7h

the important thing to communicate to people (imo) is that everything said by a GQP Quisling is a lie

everything: "even the and's and the the's"

The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 7h

and people are following the example: in humble little Tulsa we have regular show-ups of inflated gyrators accepting the love of passing cars

people hate these fuckers (and wait until everyone gets wrecked paying for ACA care) and we've got the wave going our way, even with the press offside

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 7h

no, I don’t need anything explained to me, and I appreciate your making the case

is this Fetterman again?

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 8h

it's only a test

if this were a real emergency, we'd give you some instructions which may or may not be useful to you, considering you could be witnessing your environs being completely destroyed

The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 8h

here's the thing: "Blackwater" in the 2005-2008 period is the war crimes unit; in 2018, it wasn't the same thing at all

he's not accused of impropriety or brutality while in the employ of the company (which, I believe, had renamed itself at this time), so show me why I shouldn't back him

Daemon Primarch MetaBlueSky ♨️ @metabluesky.bsky.social · 8h

He joined Blackwater.

a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it

ALT: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it

media.tenor.com

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 8h

okay, deleted the earlier post, and now know what this claim entails

it's not going to keep me from thinking he's the guy, because the claim isn't what it's said to be

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The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 8h

I see what you mean, but we can always print more, right?

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