MagicMetalBird 🐑
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🔞 Sandwich is my dog. alex. 🇨🇦 artist. 🎻makes noises with a wooden box. pictures and stories, and stories with pictures. a person, not a brand. designated loud greek friend. business inquiries: https://www.magicmetalbird.com 🥄🥄 they 🌈🍳
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'sup I'm alex and I love weird little guys
a pointillism ink drawing in sailor manyo sumire blue ink of a mola mola ocean sunfish a vinegaroon carrying its young.  they're in sch a large number that it's difficult to count them. they're all bickering and whining because of the long trip. their speech bubbles say
no YOU started it!
stop hitting me!
mom. MOM. MOM!!
I'm hungry
I feel sick
Are we there yet?
and I have to pee.

the image is drawn with blue lines and shaded with a blue halftone pattern an orca chomping on some plastic ocean trash. it has a triumphant expression on its face and has a large CHOMP onomatopoeia over its head a gouache painting of a pigeon with its head pulled in close to its body so it looks silly and round. it is over a square flat turquoise background
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I don't follow sports (which, along me hating dark beer, is why they kicked me out of montreal) but I'm doing my best to be supportive
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I love it when dogs dream and they start twitching 🥺
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can't believe it took me this long to get into witch hat atelier, which has surpassed fullmetal alchemist as my favourite work of fiction of all time

heard they're making an anime adaptation and it got delayed

I will wait 20 years for them to get it right the first time

take your time, babes
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search may be basically broken everywhere on the web, at least DuckDuckGo is still having fun.
DuckDuckGo search for "don quixote". The DuckDuckGo logo is dressed as Don Quixote. DuckDuckGo search for "ada lovelace". The DuckDuckGo logo is dressed as Ada Lovelace. DuckDuckGo search for "ash ketchum". The DuckDuckGo logo is dressed as Ash Ketchum. DuckDuckGo search for "sailor moon". The DuckDuckGo logo is dressed as Sailor Moon.
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nooooo get well soon :(((
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Today is Portia's 12th birthday!! Happy birthday, baby girl. You're an old lady. 🥺💖
A harlequin Rex rabbit looking head on at the camera as she eats her birthday cake made of mashed banana, raspberry, and apple peel with a blueberry Portia the Harlequin Rex rabbit eating a cake made of mashed fruit but now sporting a cone shaped party hat made from wrapping paper A harlequin Rex rabbit eating layered fruit while wearing a cone shaped birthday party hat made from wrapping paper. She is enjoying her birthday treat. Because she is a Rex rabbit, her folds are so intense A close up of Portia's special birthday cake which is a layer of mashed banana and then some raspberry and then more mashed banana, topped with apple peel and a single blueberry
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rabbits are super chill about getting stuff put on their head to the point where people have entire blogs about random stuff they put on their rabbits tee hee
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crying because my rabbit is 12 and that's really old and
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Today is Portia's 12th birthday!! Happy birthday, baby girl. You're an old lady. 🥺💖
A harlequin Rex rabbit looking head on at the camera as she eats her birthday cake made of mashed banana, raspberry, and apple peel with a blueberry Portia the Harlequin Rex rabbit eating a cake made of mashed fruit but now sporting a cone shaped party hat made from wrapping paper A harlequin Rex rabbit eating layered fruit while wearing a cone shaped birthday party hat made from wrapping paper. She is enjoying her birthday treat. Because she is a Rex rabbit, her folds are so intense A close up of Portia's special birthday cake which is a layer of mashed banana and then some raspberry and then more mashed banana, topped with apple peel and a single blueberry
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okay wth I wanted to try honey wine for the first time but it's like impossible to get at the LCBO here

ottawa where can I source some mead

someone help a mead noob source some mead
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my mother-in-law set the table all fancy while we were cooking
a manga panel labeled melty kettlegourd fondue. A giant fondue pot made in a fictional pumpkin is surrounded by shrimp, mushrooms, Cherry tomatoes, bread cubes, zucchini, carrots, fat cubed pork, and sausage My mother-in-law's table set to eat fondue. A fondue stand is surrounded by shrimp, mushrooms, Cherry tomatoes, bread cubes, zucchini, carrots, fat cubed pork, and sausage
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Today is Portia's 12th birthday!! Happy birthday, baby girl. You're an old lady. 🥺💖
A harlequin Rex rabbit looking head on at the camera as she eats her birthday cake made of mashed banana, raspberry, and apple peel with a blueberry Portia the Harlequin Rex rabbit eating a cake made of mashed fruit but now sporting a cone shaped party hat made from wrapping paper A harlequin Rex rabbit eating layered fruit while wearing a cone shaped birthday party hat made from wrapping paper. She is enjoying her birthday treat. Because she is a Rex rabbit, her folds are so intense A close up of Portia's special birthday cake which is a layer of mashed banana and then some raspberry and then more mashed banana, topped with apple peel and a single blueberry
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looks so good with the jacket
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yeah that was worth all the prep and we're all dead now
You should put shrimp being dunked in cheese. There is cheese dripping from it. It looks very slutty Bread being dunked in the pumpkin cheese. It is glistening More bread being dunked in the pumpkin cheese fondue. It looks so damn good All right salt pork and cherry tomato being dunked in pumpkin fondue. At this point my mother-in-law has thrown chunks of the grilled bacony goodness into the cheese itself. Galaxy brain
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Sandwich also gets some pumpkin that we set aside for her earlier today mixed into her dog food tonight. she's really happy about us having pumpkin fondue
A dog bowl being held up in front of the camera. A little white dog is looking up at it The same bowl of pumpkin now mixed with dog food being held up while a little white dog looks at it expectantly A little white shih-poo eating dog food mixed with pumpkin. The name Sandwich is visible on her name tag
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SWORD CARROT
SWORD CARROT
🗡️🗡️🗡️

(blanched and cut into little hat shapes)
A giant carrot being held like a sword Little triangular hat shaped pieces of carrots getting blanched A hat shaped piece of carrot being held
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"The World of the Dark Crystal" documentary (1983, 1 hour) is available for free on Youtube.
>> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...
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It really sucks that snob gatekeepers framed classical as high brow music so now any time you talk about it, people assume you're trying to signal intellect

But the music itself isn't pretentious, thats cultural baggage. I just like it when sounds are arranged in a cool way, like any other genre