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DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 9m

These fucking losers have the upper hand right now and comedy will not undo that!
Wake up.

DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 6h

There is more than empirical use, industrial and nosocomial.

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DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 6h

#UnleashTheCrobes

Dr Noor Bari @njbbari3.bsky.social · 6h

Keep spreading viruses that open you up to secondary bacterial infections. Best plan ever.

(Warning. Sarcasm.)

Xabier Ostale @embers1.bsky.social · 1d

Antibiotic resistance is accelerating.

DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 6h

That could be second thoughts 😉

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DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 7h

Καλύτερα από τον γύρο κουνουπίδι.

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DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 9h

Τι; Έβαλε κουνουπίδι πάλι;

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DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 9h

Αμέ! 😠

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DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 9h

Ναι ρε, έχω μπουγάδα 👻

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DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 10h

That's 101 religious shit. Works miracles. 😅

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21h

Someone sure is thinking a lot lately about heaven, hell, and where he’ll end up, huh

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

Trump: "They have the devil's ideology. They become violent on the left."

DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 10h

Well, I suppose "I'm better than anybody else about everything" cover that. 😉

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 21h

I swear I did not have "I'm better at ducking bullets than Charlie Kirk" on my Donny Batshit Bingo card

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 10h

That's a hard one 🤔

Oded Rechavi @odedrechavi.bsky.social · 10h

Correlation Vs. Causation

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DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 10h

Flu ✅
SARS-COV-2 ✅
Double espresso ✅

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DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 12h

Καλά σου έκανε!

DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 1d

Αναπηρική 😏

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DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 1d

I can run!

Brian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 1d

Old people can run for office if they can publicly setup wifi and several common devices.

DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 1d

Σύνταξη.

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DioCyni @madgreek.bsky.social · 1d

What is terrifying is that this is inefficient to tackle fascism. 🤷‍♀️

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 1d

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.