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Machete Von Kill

@machetevonkill.bsky.social

1.4K followers 1.1K following 1.1K posts

Spreader of shenanigans. Thrower of knives. Lover of pro wrestling, horror and music. Mother of cat. Woman in the Cannabis industry. Strange and unusual. Kinda feral.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 3d

Yay!!!

Queen Danielle👑 @thadeawitch.bsky.social · 3d

Tomorrow is an @effylives.com double header!
Whatnot at 7pm, stream after!
@machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social @denisesalcedo.bsky.social

Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 7d

If you see this cowboy, tell him Happy Birthday. I mean, you can say it to me too, but yeah.

Wish my bday twin, 1 Called Manders a happy birthday.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 9d

Val's the best!

Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 9d

I love Effy and I adore the community he has created. Safe, welcoming, weird (in the fun way, not the restraining order way), hilarious and wonderful ❤️

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 9d

I dunno about you, but my soul needs this.

Queen Danielle👑 @thadeawitch.bsky.social · 9d

Looks like an @effylives.com pumpkin carving stream tonight! @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 10d

Of course it is.
🤞here's hoping...

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🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 11d

ABADON. VERSUS. KRULE.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
#MysteryWrestling19 🤼

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🎃 Ꮸr͙ყʂէąᥣ 🎃 @crys134.bsky.social · 11d

Yay @abadonx13.bsky.social 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #MysteryWrestling19

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Trina134 @trina134.bsky.social · 11d

Fuck yeah @abadonx13.bsky.social!!!

#MysteryWrestling19

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 11d

abadon's gear looks siiiiick #mysterywrestling19

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Lou Chadore: Fire Pro Wrestling Halloween Pun @louchadore.bsky.social · 11d

This is a match for the sickos!

ABADON VS KRULE?!

THIS IS BASED AND INSPIRED.

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Goldie_Gun @goldie-gun.bsky.social · 11d

ABADON VS KRULE OH HELL YEAH 🤼 #MysteryWrestling19

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 11d

I yelled so loud for Abadon that I scared the dog and I think I hurt myself. #MysteryWrestling19

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Leeshy @leeshy-s.bsky.social · 11d

Happy Mystery Wrestling 19 Day!!! #MysteryWrestling19 #indiewrestling 🤼

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 11d

Ring full o beefy monstahs #MysteryWrestling19

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Takai @takai420.bsky.social · 11d

BA DA DA DADA DA DADA DA
#MysteryWrestling19 🤼

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 11d

Amazing start to #MysteryWrestling19. Uno is so good to us.

Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 11d

#MysteryWrestling19 with Evil Uno and “The Power” Brian Powers begins RIGHT NOW! #MysteryWrestling

WATCH it RIGHT NOW for FREE:

www.twitch.tv/eviluno

www.youtube.com/live/7R0XtJJ...

#MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

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EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER 🇨🇦 @eviluno.bsky.social · 11d

Do not miss today’s #MysteryWrestling19! LIVE for FREE at 5pm ET!

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 12d

Bats...in Northern Michigan in mid October...TREMENDOUS! Also, they are ridiculously cute & putting on quite the show right now. I've watched them all summer long and hope they make lots of babies.

Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 12d

Feel better soon!

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Queen Danielle👑 @thadeawitch.bsky.social · 14d

Tomorrow . @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social @pollodelmarfans.bsky.social

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 15d

Everybody needs a friendship like that of Effy and Manders.

Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 16d

Welp, fuck Dustin Rhodes. 🤮

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Queen Danielle👑 @thadeawitch.bsky.social · 17d

Cc @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social

Queen Danielle👑 @thadeawitch.bsky.social · 17d

Breaking, @effylives.com whatnot starts in 5 min

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