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Filipe M.

@macfilipe.bsky.social

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Answerer of rhetorical questions. Never met an absurd that couldn't be further reduced. Will shitpost for pizza. Cogito, ergo screwupium.

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Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 5m

Terry Pratchett was right: humans are excellent at not seeing what they believe shouldn't be there.

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14m

A FIGHTER JET RAINING SHIT

USA TODAY @usatoday.com · 6h

In one video the president shared on social media, Trump wears a crown and flies a fighter jet with "King Trump" written on it.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 6m

6/10 of a Mooch. That's rather impressive, for all the wrong reasons.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 7m

Has any journalist / TV anchor asked any republican about *that* shit?

Anyone? Bueller?

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 10m

Hot take: the F1 grid thing would be a lot more fun if they got random fans to drive the cars from the pit lane to the back of the grid.

Just saying.

#F1

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 21m

I suspect it's projection: "they feel the same way I do about a certain subject, therefore they would act the same way I would."

And then shit happens, and "I didn't vote for this!"

... like fuck you didn't 🤷🏻‍♂️

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 34m

"Appears to be AI".

Must be leg day at the newspaper.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 1h

Turned it on, heard *that* voice, turned it off. I'll come back at 20h 😬

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 2h

I'm starting to think some of them should seriously consider a career in rally driving, judging by the amount of time spent successfully going sideways in the gravel. As a bonus, 99% of the time is spent without anybody else to crash into.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 4h

And yesterday was *really* bad.

They need to be sat down and given a talking to.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 4h

... clearly I don't know what 9/13 means, because it's now 7/13 and that's not how lap counting should work...

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 4h

Scrap that, I just saw someone locking up *into the sodding parabolica*.

🤦🏻‍♂️

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Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 4h

I've just started watching, and...

... yeah. I didn't have synchronised 3 abreast locking up on my bingo card, followed by whatever the fuck that was. I'm now on lap 9, i.e., the first (hopefully) not behind the safety car.

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Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 9h

It's government by shitposting, in this case literally. I thought the "your mom" answers from KL were bad, but this is a whole different level of collective madness.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 20h

... which is why I use mostly solid body guitars. The drummer can find their own food.

mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 2d

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 20h

I'm getting ready for the projection and claims that it's all AI.

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Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 20h

once again, NASCAR rules: track limits are just suggestions, feel free to do the quickest way around, even if that means riding walls or finishing races going backwards.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 22h

Governance by 4chan shitposters. What could go wrong.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 23h

No free puppies though?