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Mike

@lpoolmike.bsky.social

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📍 Liverpool, UK X refugee in the UK 🏳️‍🌈 Passionate about politics,science, history, amphibians, horticulture, carnivorous plants, film (esp. horror) and LFC.

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · Jan 23

Just a quick message to all the lady sexbots and OF performers that keep trying to follow me or are sending me DMs. Don’t waste your time loves #ontheotherbus

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 2h

It is a banger

Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 2h

Will be so glad when the international break is over and we are back playing club football

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 2h

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should behave mate. It’s up to anyone how they respond to that match. Everyone’s different and as long as people don’t cross a line then it’s no one’s business

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Cartel Noc @nocturnalibpool.bsky.social · 3h

Can’t fault Oliver the rat when we literally had “Play On” on our kits.

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 2h

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 3h

It’s so delicious. Worth a try - sweet, tart and deliciously citrus. Recipe ironically is easy as pie

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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 3h

Liverpool today:

19 shots. Five big chances. 2.76xG.

Liverpool when beating United 7-0:

18 shots. Six big chances. 2.78 xG.

We follow a stupid sport.

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 3h

Was going to serve with chantilly cream but some numpty (me) dropped the carton of double cream on the floor and caused an almighty mess and meant I had to settle with squirty cream. Pie is gorgeous either way, sweet and tart and all round lovely #foodsky #bakesky #cakesky

Slice of key lime pie with squirty cream in a white bowl

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 3h

People are free to do what they want on here.
Personally I’m not going to put the boot in to anyone. Disappointed of course but given what they have given us and what they have been through I think they are entitled to a bit of time and grace #LFC

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 4h

Another kick right to the plums of my weekend. Thank God for cider and key lime pie #LFC

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 4h

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 4h

Get in there!! 4th time the charm for Cody!! #LFC

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Viktor Fagerström @viktorfagerlfc.bsky.social · 5h

Michael Oliver's view on "the rules" today

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 5h

Defensively all over the shop still #LFC

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 5h

“Arm was in a natural position” #LFC

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 5h

Soooo unlucky Cody #LFC

Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 5h

That is a penalty. Of course Paul Tierney disagrees #LFC

Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 6h

Everything is going to be ok I’m sure #LFC

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 6h

Well I didn’t miss the traditional pre match routine in the international break #LFC

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 6h

Someone who had learned their lesson wouldn’t be doing a tour of the studios less than a day after he got a literal get out of jail free card

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The Weirdling @theweirdling.bsky.social · 6h

Some horrors are real. #HorrorSky

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Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 6h

He’s so bad lol

Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 6h

Absolutely. The only consistent is their inconsistency.
I sometimes wonder what they have actually seen in their heads

Mike @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t think I’ve watched a game where I thought Simon Hooper was in control. Inconsistent, totally reactive and frequently wrong. Must be so difficult as a player dealing with these refs when you have no idea what they are going to do or think they have seen

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