Lovely Cosmic
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I love the toilets at my new place so much. I’ve always had the regular small round bowl but these are the elongated ones. And instead of a lever it has the pee button and poop button on the top of the cistern. It’s straight up luxurious. I’m like the king of Siam or something
He’s the closest you’ll ever get to a Joe Rogan of the left. He’s actually funny, he’s got this frat bro affectation, he can be crass, yet politically he’s on point. Need more of this right now I think
I love Kyle Kulinski’s effort to basically create a conservative YouTube to leftist ideology pipeline and I think more people should attempt it. The homoerotic analogies, the white family decor, intentional or not, appeals to conservative sensibilities and aesthetics, but the core is still leftist
I know I don’t have to remind you but imma remind you

I’m loudly pro trans rights, pro reproductive rights, pro immigration and trump, putin, xi and netanyahu can all lick my balls
Damn dude, are you Chinese food, because dim sum nice balls you got there
Not enough people talk about how good of a game Mirror’s Edge was
The super clean feeling you get after sweaty labor followed by a shower feels very much the same as being high on really good weed imo
Accidentally came on my own face
If you have a swiffer mop you have a dirty floor, throw it away and get a real mop and bucket
Hey daft punk fans, check this out

Veridis Quo
Very Disco
Discovery
Every Taco Bell seems to not put enough syrup in their sodas. The last four I went to seemed really heavy on the soda water. Anyone else experience this?
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CHARLEY HORSE!! CHARLEY HORSE!!! AHHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN IT HURTS IT HURTS AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAGGGHHHHHGRHHAHHR!! AHHHHREEERR
Two guys rob a liquor store. One of the robbers grabs a bottle, studies it, and looks at the other robber. “Is this whiskey?” he asks.

“Well not as whiskey as wobbing a bank” he replies
I can’t wait to finally get internet installed! Already hooked up the Apple TV. Haven’t had internet or tv for like 6 years. Gonna feel like a wizard pondering my orb
Love sad boyz and the cumtown guys
Every time I unpack another box, I feel more at home. Put some posters on the walls and maaaaaan what a difference!
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“But I am already eating this asshole all the time. The name of this asshole is Ideology.”
I find it weird that no one seems to make a slow cooker that is made to look like a witch’s cauldron
“But I am already eating this asshole all the time. The name of this asshole is Ideology.”
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
Don’t forget the overwhelming majority of maga are cowards, they won’t do shit. Just speak your mind and be you and don’t conform to their bully world