Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · 16h

had a wonderfully repressed afternoon at the No Kinks March with all of my fellow prudes.

1

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · 4d

if you ever wondered if Stephen King and Joey Ramone had a baby, wonder no more, because they did.

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · 4d

fuck man. d'angelo? imagine not only being one of the best musicians of all time, but also having the most insane set of cum gutters in the course of all human history too.

1

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · 10d

you’re all having a laugh, but just know, she was my girlfriend before she left me for the founder of Antifa

2

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · 10d

just remembered his wild delivery of Antifa

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · 10d

oh damn, just heard from by buddy Bruce that they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night

1 1

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · 11d

honored to win the 2025 Nobel Prize in Sexiness

1

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · 20d

classic schmets

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · 24d

1

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · 25d

truly a one of one unique individual (derogatory)

Lux "Nightmare" Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 25d

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

Eric Adams surrounded by members of the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation. He is wearing a blue velvet jacket that is embroidered with gold Magen David’s and other Jewish seeming patterns, including multiple menorahs. Everyone else is just in button down shirts or normal suits. He is not blending in.

3

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · 25d

Happy Rapture Day to Debbie Harry and no one else.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCd...

Blondie - Rapture (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by BlondieVEVO

m.youtube.com

2

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · 26d

Big Ibuprofen at it again!

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · 27d

shout out to the septuagenarian in the Nine Inch Nails tee shirt riding his unicycle around the park

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · 27d

i’m currently at the start of season 11. having never seen an episode prior to jumping in about 2 years ago, there’s yet to be an episode where Jess hasn’t amazed me.

1 1

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · 27d

loved her work on the cannery bill

1 2

Reposted by al smelson

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · Apr 14

when this nightmare is over and we have to have our own Nuremberg trials, what American city are they going to be held?

i vote Sheboygan.

1

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · Sep 17

more like Stink Tank

Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · Sep 17

lol new clown car just rolled up

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · Sep 16

can't help but immediately see this and think WNBA Youngroy

1 1 1

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · Sep 16

"it's always two dumb bitches telling eachother 'exactlyyyyy'"

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · Sep 16

Now he is very openly promising to crush civil liberties in order to "save civilization." This is naked fascist talk

1

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · Sep 9

Graeter's Ice Cream for sure

1

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · Sep 5

never forget

1

al smelson @lorenzochuch.bsky.social · Sep 5

would be very funny if this is the last straw and the Senate says nope

Reposted by al smelson

Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · Aug 29

Look at the mitochondrial damage on this mf. Inflamed as hell, just seriously fucked up mitochondria.

63 180 1.7K

Reposted by al smelson

Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · Aug 29

I think we have to withhold prayers until God starts doing what we want. He’s a fiend for prayers and I think he’s just used to getting them. Cut off the supply and draw him out

1 360 3K