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A Somm Called SURGE

@lordbullgod.bsky.social

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Let's dance to the drummer's beat! Philly sports, wrestling, Catholic (but you can make fun, we deserve it), BLM, and Grease 2. CMS Certified Sommelier. He/him

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · Dec 23

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 14h

My only guess is they took the bare minimum they thought they could pull off without raising suspicion? But 31 people (so far) over years for 7 million comes off as kinda.. pathetic? I’m not sure what my thinking process is here, but it’s definitely puzzled.

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 14h

I’m seriously puzzled at how little money they made.

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Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.online · 20h

In case you think this is a joke

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 1d

As long as I DON’T CARE. I love Superman!

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 1d

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone
I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
After all I knew, it had to be something to do with you
I really don't mind what happens now and then

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The Franklin Institute @franklininstitute.bsky.social · 1d

🎃 Some pumpkins were definitely harmed in the making of this video… and you can join the fun on Oct. 25 for Spooky Science Day! 👻

🎟️ Free with general museum admission: https://fi.edu/en/events-calendar/20251025/spooky-science-day

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 1d

You are the coolest

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 1d

Also, she lives in the Philippines, so yeah her viewing options are limited to stuff like YouTube

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 1d

I HAVE NEVER SAID ANY SUCH THING. Just that he’s amazing. Whatever, I just like that my mom enjoys sports somewhat.

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 2d

Goofus: There are over six decks per shoe in Vegas, you won’t win with a system like that!

Gallant: I like to tip the nice waitress after every drink, whether I win or lose.

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 2d

BG definitely watched Rocky Balboa Sunday night, and really felt that “There’s still something in the basement“ speech

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 3d

Needed Jamo Williams and LaPorta to give me 15 points to win this week. Deep in the fourth quarter, they have combined for 1.5 points. “Draft Lions” they said.

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 3d

My profile pic was only temporary because it was the first thing “blue” I could think of, but considering this

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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 4d

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 4d

De-escalate fuck

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 4d

Seriously, my hero of the month is the dude in the Bernie shirt. Just a large dude telling a jerk fuck to go away. Using his size and presence to bring peace to an intersection. Big dudes that know how to desecrate and tell assholes they have no place here and to go away. True King.

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 5d

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 4d

There is no way this guy didn't physically posture his kids for years before they left and went no-contact.

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 5d

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 5d

Why do these hip restaurants always play music that is lyricless but always feel like the singer from the Sneaker Pimps is trying to seduce me or order two deserts

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 5d

Want to Minnesota to watch the Eagles and eat authentic Hmong food. Was recommended a spot, and it’s a lot more hip and modern than I thought

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 5d

I still try to think of thred bald men to try to get rid of my hiccups

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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 5d

A Golden Retriever in a football uniform and helmet, from the movie Air Bud: Golden Receiver

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 5d

Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person

Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day

Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 5d

I bet that nice Indian lady that dolls up that cat Pyari is amazing at Dungeons and Dragons

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 6d

I hate being a hater follower from the 90’s

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 6d

I hated them for decades (because of Beavis and Butthead) but after giving them an honest shot (while I was working) I was like “…this shit rules”

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