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lizajae.bsky.social
@lizajae.bsky.social
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Risky & Chaotic She/her Former Minneapolitan knocking around Toronto
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My last guy was a werewolf bigger than me and I wish I'd dumped in the bowl.
Also I was a full-size house in Mpls, but don't have the hookup here yet and didn't want to order from Amazon so I was giving handfuls of fun size, and a lot of parents were like "Just one!" Which maybe is the lesson they want to teach but I'm loading your kid up, sorry.
OMG I heard multiple dads telling their kids they had to be done. I'm in the middle of the block, standing there with my door open from giving other kids candy, and they're like "no we're done now." At least let them finish the block!
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Not a visitor but may I present Onyx, The Ghostly Widow.
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If we as a nation are going to be serious about Halloween, we need to take a Thanksgiving approach and make it always on Thursday with the next day a holiday. Parents should not have to deal with Halloween on a Tuesday, and everyone loves Halloween parties. If you elect me this will be my platform
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Maybe this would also be a good time to mention that everything in my shop is 20 percent off this weekend? I've got shirts, mugs, stickers, and much more for word nerds and grammar lovers. No coupon code needed! arrantpedantry.myspreadshop.com
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On this hallowed eve, may the spirits of our dead comfort us in these difficult times and may they also haunt those living who deserve it.
I was thinking this last night as I couldn't sleep, and this morning when I still woke up with NyQuil hangover.
Seasonally appropriate joke for you!
I tried to be careful this time, I find that I frequently mess up by transposing rows and columns or making other careless mistakes.
I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Oct 29th 2025) in less than 15 minutes
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!
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They put gold on the brownies for him!
the ketchup banchan is fucking destroying me
Someone just dropped off a pumpkin on my front steps. Where I already have 3 pumpkins. While I was eating lunch, so I caught the movement out of the corner of my eye and initially thought she was stealing one of my pumpkins. But now there are 4 pumpkins.
I find it kinda difficult to believe she's doing much searching for deals, either, honestly.
Rude.
this must be so infuriating for the beaver
I want to rub belly sooooo much.
rub long lynx's long belly for good luck
Yours isn't coming from another country though! You should be fine.
I sent in my absentee ballot yesterday, which is later than I should have but should still be in time. I declined to spend $30 to be sure. So now I give it a few days and start checking the website I guess.
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From a crewmember on yesterday's Teal 74 mission into now-Category 5 Hurricane #Melissa. As clear of an eye as you will see in the Atlantic basin.
@sakeriver.com hey remember that conversation about what 5 liquids you'd pick to spray out of your fingers? I feel like this is the next best thing to my hot oil answer.
You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.