Lindsay but pumpkin-spiced
@lindsaynicolle.bsky.social
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I say that as someone who has made bad fan art

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I crocheted Patti Smith’s Horses cover
A crocheted Patti smith Patti smith from Horses
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I don’t think I could deal with being famous. You have to smile at a lot of bad fan art.
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The production on “Brotherly Love” (and really all of Ego Death, for that matter) is truly unreal
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Cameron Winter is like, what if we raised a youth pastor in Brooklyn?
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Bad pic. Extremely messy. Adults loved it, 11-year-old called it “good!” in his highest voice, the 8- and 6-year-olds are eating it component by component
A veggie sandwich
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I think I’m going to start weekly threads sharing what I made, how my kids (ages 11, 8, and 6) liked it, and pics. I don’t know if it’s helpful for you but maybe it will be for me.

Starting this week’s thread below.
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Cannot believe it’s once again time for me to make dinner
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This is a 40-year-old hairline. It’s hard not to end up angry and bitter when your hair is retreating like an outflanked army
A guy smugly smiling behind a 40-year-old hairline
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Thank you. I’m extremely witty and loved by all.
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I've already played through it once and am doing it again because it's the perfect October game. Easy enough that even I can do it, adorable enough that I want to return.
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The best ghost on Luigi's Mansion 3 is the movie director. All he wants to do is make his art. His fight is just being really supportive as he coaches you through his movie, and then he compensates accordingly. A true prince amongst (dead) men.
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"When there was only one set of footprints? That was when I carried you."

Me to Jesus Christ.
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
It's funny bc you don't even need to be a religious person or know anything about religion really to know that "we're saving God" isn't a thing.
surcomplicated.bsky.social
I am not a religious person and I am swiftly tiring of having to care so much, and know so much, about the Bizarro World version of Christianity that the MAGA cult practices.

Just fucking read the Bible. Once! Without using some megachurch scammer's For Dummies notes!
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Sorry, but I gave up wine and crafted cocktails and really good beer. You can bet your ass I'm ordering a black coffee when I go out to eat, even if it is at 6 PM.
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Try telling sober people that coffee doesn't really have any benefits lmao
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Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:
The Drink That Americans Won’t Give Up Without a Fight
Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It’s also, apparently, too important to lose.
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Every time people heard I had two sisters, they would make the comment, “your poor father,” but I never understood it. He always seemed like he was having the time of his life.
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My dad had three girls and never, ever complained. My mom worked as a waitress in the evenings so he would blow dry and style our hair each night. At the end of each year at our dance recital, he did the dad’s dance, and recently, he did it again for my niece
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What’s ONE green flag about your father?
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I don’t like being reminded that there is a skeleton in the soft animal of my body!
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I wish they had a service where you could oil up your joints because at a certain age, all the creaks make working out a sensory nightmare!!
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It’s really good! Very easy and very much worth the acclaim!
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The viral Trader Joe’s dumpling bake!!
The viral Trader Joe’s dumpling bake