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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · Jun 5

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 2h

I was trying to remember who first wrote Fast Car and Google was very helpful with its stupid dipshit machine

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 5h

I sold all my items so I never reinstall it

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Meow🧡💜💖🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 5h

mia and meow whenever nyan kinda wants to boot up tf2 again for old times' sake

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 5h

Her political cartoon she used to have was pretty bad. It was "orange man bad" level critique of bush half the time.
She's got good politics typically but bad analysis

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 12h

In college I used to buy 8 packs of chicken thighs and coat them in lemon pepper and cook em and make some rice in the cooker and that was 4 meals right there. For like 6 bucks. It was the best.

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 12h

If my name was Benjamin I'd demand everyone call me Benny; also I'd kill my parents for naming me Benjamin.

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stealthnachos @stealthnachos.bsky.social · 1d

red velvet ant

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 12h

Metallica. They're all fucking cartoon characters already. Except they wouldn't solve any mysteries.

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 12h

Y'all played three of 'em, I'm just saying.

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 12h

Got a job at the daily wire, they need me to disguise myself to blend in to a bunch of antifa meetings they're holding in the basement of pizza hut and I'm ready to get the TRUE STORY of the democrat agenda

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 13h

AND YOU WENT ALL IN PREFLOP LMFAO
WHAT DEITY DID YOU PISS OFF

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 13h

Off-suit even lol

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 13h

This is why you always play seven deuce

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 13h

Everyone yellin pussy silently

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 13h

I heard blippi did one

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 13h

Average danganronpa fan

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 13h

Oh wait nevermind my duke nukem forever answer you just reminded me of the actual worst game I ever finished which was Bug's Life on the gameboy

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 13h

Tila Tequila had brain damage and she came out of it thinking she was the reincarnation of both Jesus Christ and Hitler. Previously she was just a celebrity who got famous for being big on MySpace and having a Bachelor knockoff show where the gimmick is "... but the lead is a bisexual!'

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 13h

Furry artist but they draw every commission with that hideous front-facing super safe art-gruel style you'd see in early k-12 school classrooms.

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 13h

Oh Jesus you actually finished it???

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 13h

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Happy Birthday Paulie

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 14h

Journalism major here.
Hi. My chosen field is mostly robots filling paragraphs between ad space now.

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 14h

Worst game i ever finished is probably Duke Nukem Forever, and I finished it more than once in an attempt to fully dissect why it's such a piece of shit. I can go on forever about this and have before.

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 14h

I made a mess in the microwave at work because I didnt put anything over the tacos I was heating so they sputtered everywhere and I said "you can't call me TMV cause I didnt cover that beef"

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Gulp Spooky @gulpspooky.bsky.social · 14h

played a party game at a Halloween party last Sunday, and we invited this one guy to play and he was like "nahh, I don't play games."

He was wearing a tshirt with a big picture of Bowser that said "Super Mario" underneath, and I said you play one game. He said "you got me there."

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