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Maj

@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app

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Dad, He/Him, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA, Green bubble in your group chat. Philosophical syllable seamstress, speaking in a bibical Fibonacci sequence.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · Nov 12

The leopards eatin GOOD right now.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 8m

Lola would eat me alive if I did that to her.

Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 8m

Itty Bitty is a K-Pop Demon Hunter fan.

This is the first thing she’s “discovered” on her own. I just so happen to dig K-Pop Demon Hunter” as well. We get to go down this well together while her mom remains clueless for once.

Hip-hop hooray.

Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 43m

No.

But don’t give her any ideas. She’s extra enough. Lol.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 44m

Less you know, the better.

Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 46m

Not a case guy really, but…yeah…this how goes so hard.

Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 2h

Welcome to another episode of "Republicans wanting smaller government only to realize later that they don't know how the government they work in actually works." Or as I'm calling it? "The gang rehires everyone they fired" *plays It's Always Sunny theme* share.google/LZIRNSjQNtl8...

Vance warns of deeper cuts ahead for federal workers

Vice President JD Vance is warning of deeper cuts to the federal workforce the longer the government shutdown goes on.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 3h

So stoked for him!

Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 3h

Seabiscuit. As much as I’m not the biggest fan of CrossFit from a fitness standpoint? Game recognize game. You gotta be built different to do it.

Secretariat would knock the Botox outta Loomer.

themaninblackfled.bsky.social @themaninblackfled.bsky.social · 3h

In the cage match betwixt Loomer and MtG, who do you see taking home the belt??

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 3h

It’s been “Fuck Disney!” ever since.

Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 3h

You wanna talk about an awkward car ride home with me & my lady?

a woman is driving a car with two men in the back seat

ALT: a woman is driving a car with two men in the back seat

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 3h

Faith had been restored.

Then Infinity War happened.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 3h

I thought I was gonna have to stop at a liquor store after the movie was over to pour one out for the homies.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 3h

The looks, the music that played…

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 3h

I thought Disney would be sick enough to sacrifice at least one of them.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 3h

It was diabolical how they did that scene.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 3h

One of those moments where I knew they’d get out of this situation, but me & the whole theatre saw Buzz grab Jessie’s hand & let out a collective “ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDIN ME?!?”

Scare-bag Boooooments 🇺🇦 @airbagmoments.bsky.social · 5h

This is us.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 3h

It’s taking everything I have to not respond to Laura Loomer’s pocket watching by yelling “BROKIE ALERT!”

Tracy @tracydeepbluesea44.bsky.social · 3h

Trouble in paradise 🍿

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 3h

My homegirl said that Pam Bondi looks like she eats ass & then shuns people for eating ass.

MikeM3 @mikeg80.bsky.social · 1d

Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 3h

Welcome to how America has operated for centuries.

This IS who we are.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 4h

apparently “bari weiss doesn’t actually know what journalism is” extends to getting basic facts like the name of a subject right

Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 4h

Promoting the editor-in-chief's personal side project. Zero named sources in a story that promotes the editor-in-chief's personal political position. Misspelling the subject's name. It took one day for CBS News to become a conservative blog.

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CBS News: Some NYPD officers worry about Mandani becoming NYC mayor the Free Press reports.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 4h

Dog…I went viral a month ago & my lady jokingly said “Damn. Go be with all the bitches hittin you up then.”

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Empé 👑🃏🦋 @yeahroccsbykeagain.blacksky.app · 4h

It’s why I have NO notifications on for any of these apps dawg cause my phone Harlem shook so bad once I couldn’t fucking use it. That shit is overwhelming

Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 4h

I’ve gone viral my fair share of times & it is so fucking annoying every time it happens.

Empé 👑🃏🦋 @yeahroccsbykeagain.blacksky.app · 4h

The amount of times I’ve been called famous because of going viral is NUTS.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 4h

Um. Guys? I think this should get more attention because…well…a natural disaster happening to where a house is just floating downstream seems pretty fucking concerning.

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 5h

NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.

The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.

At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 4h

7.99 for a bag of Doritos? That shit better come with stock options.

Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 4h

7.99 for a bag of Doritos? Go fuck yourselves

Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 4h

I didn’t want to be around poop dick & stinkuh butt any longer than I had to be. Lol.

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