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Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻
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(Marxist Leninist, Shia, lesbian) (free 🇵🇸) live thru this with me // I swear that I will die for you. Hot takes are mine & do not reflect the views of my cat
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I’m so sorry for everything past Noor said & did while drinking & preemptively sorry for whatever future Noor says & does while drinking.
Im at the bar drinking alone, what makes u think i WOULDNT play Rush on the jukebox. Come on now.
Exactly! I was like “i don’t watch plot heavy stuff while drunk” & he goes “you’ve seen it & it’s pretty straightforward” & im like “ok let me clarify, its always sunny is my top drunk show” & he goes “aahhhh ok i gotchu” 😂😂😂
(Earlier)

Me “I just don’t want to rewatch it after ive been drinking is all”
Sean “Noor it’s The Good The Bad & The Ugly, not the Qur’an”
The only thing that sucks about being at a bar alone is u have no one u trust to watch ur drink if u gotta pee. (Also it’s weird using bar bathrooms to pee instead of do coke, im like “oop peeing in the cocaine room”)
Yknow. *hits blunt*

I’ve never seen Trump & Xenu in the same room together is all.
tbt getting really drunk upon learning nick cave is a raging zionist & chugging vodka & absinthe in the dark while crashing out on 4 different social media sites for 9 hours.

Honestly, still the most understandable noor crashout ever.
I feel like such a monster when i let a plant go on my Dustbunny plant game, it’s like im sorry pixels on a screen. I just already have the same plant & space is limited. But awww u just grew a new leaf & u were so excited 😭

I would NEVER survive a COD lobby bruh 💀
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hacking the chatgpt servers to make all the ai girlfriends friendzone you
the way an Eminem song ended my last relationship bc i sent my ex gf like the 406th video of me drunk & singing & it finally came to “noor oh my god are u ever gonna stop drinking” & i was like “u know what queen, probably not; in fact for ur sake lets just break up”.

She was right & should say it.
Exactly, there’s some ppl (my mom, my sister & my beloved nonna only) what i watch my mouth around, everyone else can eat a buffet of dicks. But when im talking to either of them it’s “oh my gosh, that’s so freakin funny” all day 💀
Lmao like literally Eminem whole catalog 😭😭😭😂😂😂
& before you channel Helen Lovejoy, it is on YOU as parents to manage what YOUR kids are exposed to, not musicians, not internet, YOU. Most music is not in fact made for children & it’s up to PARENTS to uhhh parent. Musicians shouldn’t be expected to cater to LAZY parents. Period
It should be illegal to expect bands to have “clean” versions of songs ever. People need to grow up. If you can’t handle hearing a cuss word maybe you shouldn’t be alive.
god im such a Huntr/x stan & it’s not even a real band😭
Would i rather kiss an atlas moth or Courtney Love??

Actually shut up, what are u, a cop!?!? I can smooch both, THANK YOU.
I live on the top floor (ok it’s a 2 story building but still) & have thus developed a crippling fear of dropping my phone off of my porch any time i’m even close to the edge lmfao.
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RIP Karl Marx you would have loved Dance Dance Revolution
The cat tax- pet store was out of His Preferred Food so buying new catfood that he hates & refuses to eat even when i bribe him w chicken so having to overnight his regular food.

Lord I wish the pet store had a “picky ass cat” warrantee
NURSE JACKIE IS ON NETFLIX! I LOVE THIS FOR ME
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I'm telling y'all: do not praise the woman who just won the Nobel Peace Prize. She's begging Trump to bring peace to Venezuela by starting a coup.
I like the fact that i can summon autistic nerds by playing Rush on the jukebox at the bar. Yes, come to me, my people. The world shall be ours.