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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1m

Also, libcrusher posted about what happened to him related to this shit. Seems bad!

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 18h

Screenprinting to keep this live after LC deactivates (assume he's ok with that, if not let me know)

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 10m

So just another Thursday morning?

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 40m

What crazy thing happened now?

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 10h

A similar principle applies to butt plugs

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19h

Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 11h

a baseball player with the number 7 on his jersey swings at a pitch

Alt: a baseball player with the number 7 on his jersey swings at a pitch

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13h

P.F. Chang's stands for Planet Fitness Chang's

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 13h

final thought: it's funny that developers keep making games with an explicitly time sensitive story in genres where you're supposed to poke every nook and cranny of the map and do one million side missions

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

finally finished the story so here's my thoughts: level cap is shit, i was invincible at level 20 for god's sake. the side quest where you find out a popular political philosopher is just a reprogramed fortune teller bot is the best. i like shotguns

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 4d

i bounced off Cyberpunk 2077 pretty hard a few times but it finally grabbed me. pretty good game.

it's always funny when the quest givers get mad at me for killing everyone while i do their quest. like, i've never done a single stealthy thing, you knew what you were getting

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 14h

did you see the promo shot of her and suni lee? it's hilarious

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 15h

zoot alors!

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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 15h

I have no idea why this is on my drive but I know some of my followers would order this

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 15h

that's not a theme, that's a lifestyle

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Keith Harris @usefulnoise.bsky.social · 1d

As promised, here's how I spent my gorgeous fall Saturday afternoon.

What I Saw at This Weekend’s Minnesota MAHA Fest Scared the Hell out of Me - Racket

Over 1,000 Christian opponents of modern medicine descended on Alexandria, MN, to testify that drugs, doctors, and Satan were making us all sick at the 7th annual Freedom Summit.

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 18h

Matt Lawton

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 18h

hard to overstate how lost the bench unit was without kyle anderson to move the ball to the right place and/or miss a 3 with his busted ass shooting motion

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 18h

expectations are all over the place for this year's timberwolves but i really think the continuity from last year will help. only having one rotation player gone instead of a starter and 7th man should let things come together much faster

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 19h

i bet ice t isn't that expensive to book for an event

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 19h

could go for SVU theme and do the "SHE'S ONLY ONE YEAR OLD YOU SICK FUCK" every time someone gives her a present

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 19h

NYPD Blue

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20h

i'm not going to chide or scold anyone for only now leaving twitter. your private, unspoken acknowledgment that i'm your intellectual and moral superior is all i need

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 23h

One of the all time most cursed rosters

Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 23h

BREAKING: Nine-time NBA All-Star Russell Westbrook has agreed on a deal to sign with the Sacramento Kings, Jeff Schwartz of Excel Sports Management tells ESPN. The 2017 league MVP enters his 18th NBA season.

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 23h

People are showing up, who cares if they have a stupid costume? You prefer if we all stay home?

talia jane ❤️‍🔥 @taliajane.bsky.social · 1d

as charming and whimsical as some will view this, it bears noting that absurdity—not militancy or might—are what people have chosen to repeat from the portland standoffs against ICE.

why is that?

what purpose does this serve?

a mini 🧵:

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 2d

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

But she didn't even say the n word! How can you say she's not special??

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

My nipples are hard just thinking about it

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

Can you start liking Rudy a lot?

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