Leigh Harlen (Birch)
@leighharlen.bsky.social
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Horror writer living on Duwamish land/Seattle, crocheter, and autistic queer trans nonbinary goblin prince. Novellas: A Feast for Flies and Queens of Noise. Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc. leighharlen.com https://findyourfamiliar.bigcartel.com/
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All invoices are paid!!!! That means it's donation time!!
I just sent $13,200 to Trans Lifeline
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Thank you so much to everyone who donated items, bid, shared, and kept me going with your enthusiasm. This was really amazing, thank you all.
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My partner is having top surgery beginning of November so if you are looking for any plushies, now would be a great time to order one! I'll be putting some more up as time allows so check back #bsnm
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you can build it around my huge animatronic dinosaur park if you want. I'll make sure to set up a dinosaur perimeter to roar at you whenever you pass
leighharlen.bsky.social
sure sounds exactly like the young republicans I grew up around who liked to go to exclusively Black and brown owned liquor stores and try to buy so they could report them to the police for selling to a minor. they were and are some of the shittiest and dorkiest people I've ever met
leighharlen.bsky.social
The fact that none of these weirdos have done this is proof that money really is wasted on rich people
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A massive park that's full of life size dinosaur (and dinosaur like) animatronics with realistic feathers where appropriate. Go down a water slide that deposits you in trexs mouth. Escape room where you have to evade velociraptors. scuba dive with liopleuradan
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lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
leighharlen.bsky.social
on the one hand, it's fucked up people get enraged about violence to animals in a way they don't people, but on the other, if someone murdered my dogs I would [redated] until [redated] and [redated] and a lot people who can't make that first empathy jump also have dogs and you gotta use what you can
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he was always a fraud but this is such a predictable turn. it's almost as if his primary fan base was democrat leaning wine moms who hate all of this lmao
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Dr. Phil went full MAGA and tried to reinvent himself as a MAGA media mogul and culture warrior. Now his world is unraveling, his media company is laying off thousands and had to file for bankruptcy, and he's being sued for fraud. The whole plan is collapsing.

www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/
Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report
Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...
www.rawstory.com
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Spotlighting more 2022-23 gender-expanding genre fiction:

“Vagabonds!” Eloghosa Osunde
“The Deep Sky” @yumewrites.bsky.social
“The Water Outlaws” @slhuang.com
“If You Find Yourself Speaking to God, Address God with the Informal You” @johnchu.bsky.social
“A Feast for Flies” @leighharlen.bsky.social
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he did call my taste in books "demented" though. which was, and is, true but only one of us thinks that's a compliment
leighharlen.bsky.social
my dad and I don't talk much anymore, he's more red flags than green, but in middle/high school he did take me to my favorite bookstore once a month to buy me a giant chocolate chip cookie and any (paperback) book that I wanted and that was extremely cool.
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What’s ONE green flag about your father?
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nancy no!!!!

(recipe: Hamburger Steak with Onions and Gravy)
recipe review 

Nancy Wood
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Do NOT use vanilla in place of sherry! I just made this exactly as written and used vanilla since I didn't have sherry. It is now down the disposal. The smell alone was a huge indicator of what it would taste like. Whoever thought of vanilla with meat? Nasty.

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Spooky season approaches, so I'm going to repost some of my Halloween comics from years past.
A four panel comic called Happy Halloween From The Birds. In panel 1, a pileated woodpecker has pecked its huge gaping rectangular holes in a pumpkin. In panel 2, a yellow-bellied sapsucker has pecked a face using its standard rows of small holes. In panel 3, a satin bowerbird has carved a pumpkin into a bower and placed its favorite blue candies all around it. In panel 4, a loggerhead shrike has impaled mini pumpkins on a fence's metal spikes and is saying "fight me."
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Miss Major Griffin-Gracy passed away today according to the House of GG. She was a veteran of the Stonewall rebellion and a lifelong organizer for the safety and dignity of trans people, sex workers, and the incarcerated. She came from the same generation and milieu as Marsha and Sylvia. She was 78.
leighharlen.bsky.social
If you ever figure out how to make them understand that, do please tell me.
STOP EATING THE SPICY SKY RAISINS, DOGS
leighharlen.bsky.social
Lol right? But you know, it wasn't written by or about a straight cis white man sooooo obviously it can't be for grown ups because no one else is a real grown up 🙃
leighharlen.bsky.social
I would have loved that book as a teenager, but I was a pretentious teen who didn't really read YA when I was a YA. Wild. Lol
I've found my collection in YA a few times. And the first story in it is about a woman who kidnaps a child to feed, heal, and feed again to her murdered and reanimated son.
leighharlen.bsky.social
The way I want to play twenty questions to figure out what book hurt you lol
leighharlen.bsky.social
nothing quite like your enthusiastic puppy jumping up to lick your face while you're trying to write a horny scene
leighharlen.bsky.social
She would like the sammich plz
Anya, an adorable gray faced senior gsd mix with the cutest midway between up and down ears and big brown plaintive eyes looks at the camera
leighharlen.bsky.social
Have you been out to see the dahlia garden at volunteer park?
a long narrow garden full of dahlias of various shapes and colors a dark redding pink dahlia close up with narrow, pointy petals a big pinkish orange dahlia with the center not fully blossomed a dark pink dahlia with small petals in a kind of beehive shape
leighharlen.bsky.social
oh I see, we just have to make them pay taxes on their POWER and then the problem will be solved
leighharlen.bsky.social
Notoriously uncool square dweeb... Johnny Cash, the man in black. Lmao what