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Lauren Grimaldi

@laurengrimaldi.bsky.social

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29. Chicagoland based. Humor writing in Reductress, The Hard Times, The Belladonna, End of the Bench Sports, Humor Darling, etc. Non-profit comms. Delusional Cubs fan. She/her.

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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · Jun 18

Got a new piece in @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social today. Give it a read!

The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · Jun 18

Supreme Court to Add “No Worries If Not!” at End of All Rulings Trump Might Disagree With

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Supreme Court to Add “No Worries If Not!” at End of All Rulings Trump Might Disagree With

The United States Supreme Court reportedly began adding “no worries if not” at the end of all rulings President Donald Trump could potentially disagree with.

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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 5h

When he cares about important social issues 😍😍😍

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 12h

NFL star Travis Kelce and activist investor Jana Partners are part of a group pushing for changes at Six Flags, including evaluating a potential sale

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 1d

Never in my life did I imagine I’d have a ticket to see @mulaney.bsky.social at Wrigley Field but here we are

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 1d

Shohei Ohtani IS going to Toronto.
Ohtani is going to be on a flight to Toronto.
Ohtani is playing in the World Series in Toronto.

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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 1d

Let’s go Blue Jays!

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 1d

I TURNED THE GAME OFF TO WATCH THE CHAIR COMPANY I’M SO SORRY SEATTLE

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 2d

Me, clearly doing fine emotionally: *tears up at what a great dad Bob Belcher is*

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 4d

WOMP WOMP

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 4d

That should be us getting our asses handed to us by the greatest baseball player of all time 🥹🥹🥹

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 4d

tHe bESt TeaM iN bAsEBaLL

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 4d

I turn 30 in less than six months. How do I become normal and radically fix basically everything about my life before then?

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 9d

A complicated legacy indeed

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 9d

Told my nephew last week that we don’t like the Brewers so I asked him who we don’t like again today and he remembered. I’m imparting my wisdom 🥲🥲🥲

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 9d

I want Kyle back. Kyle Schwarber, that is. My campaign for this STARTS NOW.

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Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 10d

ICE / Border Patrol threatening to arrest a cyclist for following and recording in Chicago

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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 10d

I feel like you should make your victory about your team and your fans and not about who you beat, but that’s just me being mad lol

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 10d

Chicago Cubs? Never heard of them

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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 10d

Don’t re-sign him. Good luck to whoever does.

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 10d

Might be your last at bat with the Cubs, Kyle. Do something.

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 10d

Well, I didn’t even think they’d make the postseason. So I can’t complain

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 10d

Is anyone else’s tv feed just way behind? I’m getting phone notifications 30 seconds before I see it happen

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 10d

This is why we watch and freak out about 162 games a year. No matter what, it just feels good to be in these moments again.

Now please just win, my beloved Cubs.

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 10d

Me, normal brained: If I don’t wear the exact same thing and sit in the exact same spot as I did for the last two games, they’re going to lose and it’ll be all of my fault

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 12d

I’m not mature enough to handle whatever is going to happen in Game 5

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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 12d

IAN HAPP I LOVE YOU

Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 13d

NOT DEAD YET