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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · Apr 15

Ollo!! I'm Lauren Chesnut 💗 my nickname is Juice and I use They/Them pronouns. I live in the San Francisco bay area with my husband Noah and two cats Charlie (tabby) and Jasmine (black) my interests include musical theater, Animal Crossing, and horror movies!

Me in my Slurp Zone shirt from Omegamart

Jasmine in a little purple bucket hat with a blue heart on the front

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 1h

Not all VHS movies are created equal but the newest one is really good and the best one for sure

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 1h

Welcome to Derry looks Not Good imo but I also didn't really like the new It movies so 🤷‍♀️

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 3h

Seriously I think this might be one of those things where it's proof of no divine creation lmaoooo

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 4h

Oh I don't think I knew that. That makes more sense!

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 4h

I think I'd cry if i gained all my boob weight back 😬 and that's rough when you actually want to gain weight there I empathize!! 😭 it's so hard out here

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 4h

I think this movie is gonna sit with me for a while 😬

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 4h

It feels like everyone is suddenly really into baseball and I domt know why lmao

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 4h

I used to have to go to specialty stores cause I was waaayyyy too big especially for my body back then but I got them reduced for gender reasons and even though I gained weight between my reduction and now I haven't gained in my chest which is honestly such a relief

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 4h

Normal bras are so hard so I wear sports bras most of the time but when I did shop for normal bras it was always a crap shoot of what fit vs what didnt so I feel that. I had to repurchase a lot after I had my reduction.

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 4h

Twinners!! (I think, haven't been measured in a long while but I know I'm a somrthing B for sure)

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 4h

Just watched The Ugly Stepsister. Horrifying and hard to watch. I even had to close my eyes at a couple parts god damn

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 6h

I think we should be able to trick or treat as adults. We need the whimsy.

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 7h

I appreciate the information tho, thank you!

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 7h

Maybe if it was just me eating them but I'm gonna be feeding these to other people and some with potentially sensitive stomachs so I rather not risk it tbh

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 7h

It is so shitty to have to throw away food it makes me feel horrible and it's wasteful and this could be so easily avoided if we sold smaller quantities!!!

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 7h

This is why we need to stop selling these huge bags of shit and offer small bags of everything. I feel like so much gets wasted because of having to buy so much all at once cause it's the only option and you can't or likely won't use it all up in time

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 7h

I can get more obviously but ugh so much going to waste

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 7h

I'm supposed to make vegan chocolate chip oatmeal cookies for an event im going to this weekend and I just realised my rolled oats expired last month 😭

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 10h

Admittedly because it's likely my weight will fluctuate I've still saved a few things that don't currently fit but I try to not hang on to too much. Nowadays I usually buy clothes that can be worn still even if I shrink in size because I dont want to keep having to buy more and more if I can help it

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 10h

I hate that I've hulked out of some really good clothes so fast I didnt get to wear them much but at least they'll go to good homes

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 10h

Luckily I have found stuff that fits to replace it although I might need to get the red dress tailored in the straps area cause when I sit down they lay weird but the black dress is perfect!

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 20d

I bought two dresses as potential wedding wear and I'm pleased to say they both fit!!! So I'll be wearing the black one to the wedding which is the one I really wanted to wear as it is an outdoor wedding in november in chicago lol

Me in a long sleeves black dress with a faux corset like top and a flowy bottom

A red sleeveless flowy dress with lines of some texture going down it

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 10h

Like for example this dress sadly doesn't fit anymore and I'm giving it away and whoever grabs it is gonna rock it I just know it

Me with much shorter hair in a plaid yellow and black skater dress. It's paired with a black mesh shirt eith a upper chest window and clipped onto the dress are suspenders that just hang for the aesthetic and not functionality. This dress was part of Killstars Avril Lavigne collab.

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 10h

I seem to be becoming very popular at clothing swaps because I have a lot of alternative clothes that don't fit anymore and also have a problem with buying too much clothes (I'm getting better... I think) but I love giving away clothes to people who will get to wear and enjoy them.

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 11h

Important people following you and reading your shitposts is honestly humiliating, but I will never change.

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Retro Blast 🎃 @retroblast.bsky.social · 14h

To anyone who might need to hear this right now:

Remember that even if only ONE person enjoys the content that you create—YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL.

Don't get lost in the numbers. Just create what makes you happy. Someone out there is going to LOVE what you make!

And a little is a lot if it's enough.

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