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@lanechanged.bsky.social

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Peace*Sarcasm*Dirty Martinis Pro-Choice, Inclusion, Levity 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘵e TᕼE GOᑭ ᔕᑌ᙭ 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 Ex-pro figure skater & mom Ft Worth, Texas ⭐

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👻LANE👻 @lanechanged.bsky.social · Nov 19

This is all ya need to know about me:

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👻LANE👻 @lanechanged.bsky.social · 6h

Something like that. 🎯😂

👻LANE👻 @lanechanged.bsky.social · 6h

a man in a christmas elf costume is making a funny face and says nooooooo !!!

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👻LANE👻 @lanechanged.bsky.social · 6d

We got trauma
Yes we do
We got trauma
How 'bout you ?

* GenXrs cheering in the stands.

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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 7h

When someone says, "I'll pray for you," I reply, "I'll think critically for you

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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 6h

The No Kings rally isn't a hate America rally. It’s a hate what
America has become rally.

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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 6h

Mike Johnson is that guy you don't let your children around.

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👻LANE👻 @lanechanged.bsky.social · 6h

My ducks in a row?
Oh, hell no.
My ducks will be standing in line for bologna sandwiches 2mrw night.

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👻LANE👻 @lanechanged.bsky.social · 6h

Don't let anyone tell you ya can't do something. Somebody literally once went to a studio head with a screenplay about sharks inside a tornado & they said fuck ya, let's do this shit!

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👻LANE👻 @lanechanged.bsky.social · 6h

The blueberries are now getting laid more than me.

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👻LANE👻 @lanechanged.bsky.social · 6h

I'm sorry but Erika Kirk always feels completely performative to me.

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vexedheretic.bsky.social @vexedheretic.bsky.social · 7h

After WWII, Nazis fled to Argentina where they went into hiding to escape justice.
Before that, Hitler was inspired by American Christians and their slave trade.
In this historical case, there are no coincidences. The Nazis are rising again and they're carrying a cross and an American flag

Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 7h

Nothing says America first like giving 40 billion dollars to Argentina.

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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 7h

Nothing says America first like giving 40 billion dollars to Argentina.

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👻LANE👻 @lanechanged.bsky.social · 7h

Fuck meee... i can't unsee that. 😭🤣

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vexedheretic.bsky.social @vexedheretic.bsky.social · 7h

America, its time to stand up and grab this fascist by his [neck] vagina
All 50 stars can do it

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vexedheretic.bsky.social @vexedheretic.bsky.social · 6d

Amerikan Christians will spare no expense to cover for their pedophile problem.

Cory Booker @corybooker.com · 6d

The GOP controls the government and is choosing to keep it shut down, and letting military families go without pay.

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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 6d

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 6d

It’s not premarital sex if you don’t plan on getting married.

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👻LANE👻 @lanechanged.bsky.social · 6d

You're welcome. 😁

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👻LANE👻 @lanechanged.bsky.social · 6d

a group of men wearing hats are standing in a crowd and the word aye is on the bottom of the image

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👻LANE👻 @lanechanged.bsky.social · 6d

a group of men wearing hats are standing in a crowd and the word aye is on the bottom of the image

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vexedheretic.bsky.social @vexedheretic.bsky.social · 6d

All in favor say, "aye"

Suburban Dad @suburbandadstuff.bsky.social · 6d

Motion proposed to refer to him as Robert Foreskin Kennedy from now on

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John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social · 7d

New podcast with our dear friends @morgfair.bsky.social @harttandsoul.bsky.social
We’ve been waiting!!!❤️❤️

Morgan Fairchild @morgfair.bsky.social · 7d

It’s here! My new podcast 2 Bitches From Texas is now live. Join me and my sister Cathryn Hartt as we sit around bitching with our friends about how to save the world. And please subscribe so you don't miss an episode. youtu.be/sIHCLfSKzT4

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 6d

Mabel & I hope all our fellow Californians vote YES on Prop. 50!

#FightFireWithFire

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