Lamprey
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every millennial i've seen who went insane from computer were the weird religious kids who weren't allowed to watch spongebob or touch computer until college which still justifies my belief that immunity from computer insanity was only obtainable from 1998-2008
I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Apr 28
that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic
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wikipedia's data shows that AI is siphoning traffic away from the site, which is a danger to its sustainability. ironically Wikipedia is more important than ever to users who want reliable information instead of slop, and to AI companies that need it for training data www.404media.co/wikipedia-sa...
Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors
“With fewer visits to Wikipedia, fewer volunteers may grow and enrich the content, and fewer individual donors may support this work.”
www.404media.co
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I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
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Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"
i'm glad i'm medicated because if i wasn't getting a call from an unknown number immediately after i blocked every us govt account on here would've made me go insane
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
alright i gotta lock in for the next couple of days so you know the drill
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according to a notice on his Facebook page, Tomonobu Itagaki has passed away at the age of 58. No details were shared, but the statement expressed his misgivings about “failing to produce a new game for the fans”
www.facebook.com/share/p/17am...
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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Source: Charitie Ropati, Intersectional Environmentalist, and Feminist reporting on Typhoon Halong ravaging western Alaska
nextdoor post gonna be like
"small goth girl left chinese cartoon books in my library"
found a completely empty little library and i got an entire box of manga and mystery novels waiting to be emptied
it is but like she's gonna be gone in a few months anyway so it's not worth the trouble imo lol
tears in my eyes how am i the only one here without a college degree
if any one of you says "well technically" you're getting the bat too
deadass thought they replaced columbus day with homeless people day
update:
she didn't know what the word indigenous meant

she thought it meant homeless

with full sincerity and seriousness in her eyes

i'm-
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"Tears of the Mountain", the 3rd 2025 graduation short from french Gobelins school, is online.
Directed by Luke Ashworth, Yehor Bondarenko, Alp Kurdoğlu, Romane Talva and Ange Yajima.
Full film >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9J...
wow so the "normal ending" (at least 1 child dies) for Fuga 3 is so heartbreaking jesus christ who goes "oh yes the normal ending for our video game should involve AN ATOMIC BOMB BEING DROPPED"?????