Kubobukata, chthonically fatigued
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Formerly the prime number few. Still a pretty good translator, trying to not be a translator anymore. Drive-by comments in English and German. Kobudo. Made out of meat. ♀️
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Your very last chance to snag some gorgeous Scott Expedition Christmas cards!

They're both beautiful, but the Bleak Midwinter card is the one that makes me feel all the feelings. 🥹
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Also, head on over to MY shop at ko-fi.com/tealin/shop to pre-order some polar-themed midwinter cards so I know how many to get printed!
An illustration of the Cape Evans Hut beneath Mt Erebus in the Antartctic night, with the first verse of 'In The Bleak Midwinter' superimposed, formatted like a Victorian prayer card. A colour illustration based on Ponting's photo of the Cape Evans midwinter tree, 1911.
kubobukata.bsky.social
Potatober #14: Boy with Potato, after Johannes Van Hoytl the Younger.
A clumsy ink drawing of a young man in Renaissance garb, holding a potato and pointing at it. An inscription to the left and right reads UNICUS FILIUS DUCATI UNDECIM, ANNO D MMXXV.
kubobukata.bsky.social
Nothing wrong with it per se, but it is incredibly overused, especially in bakery sandwiches. There was a phase in the early oughts when it was on EVERYTHING. My theory is it was rediscovered as something that wilts less visibly than green lettuce. 🤢

Also, "Gemüse Aufstrich". 🙄
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Potatotaber #13: Landscape day. The Hills of Tatws, Mid-Wales.
This is absolutely how that works.
An ink drawing of a landscape with mountains and a hint of sea in the background. In the foreground, two four-legged potatoes are ... grazing? Their size suggests and a ewe and a lamb, but they're potatoes. I don't know either.
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No chance of missing that in the German translation, where his name is I-Aah. 😁
kubobukata.bsky.social
Hooray! 😁 I'm far from an expert, but whenever I've read about early strongmen it's been a delight. I also have a persistent double take reaction when I see this picture of George Hackenschmidt: "Those are very modern-looking boots! No, wait..."
Strongman George Hackenschmidt posing in something like underpants and shoes with calf-length socks.
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kubobukata.bsky.social
Oh, and as it turns out, you can still buy "spud nails" that serve the same purpose. If you don't have any railroad spikes handy.
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I may remember correctly, because DW probably got the idea from the Northern Pacific railroad – I think the nails were called "railroad spikes", so it was probably in Frontierland?

In any case, you can read more about the Great Railroad Potato here: www.railstotrails.org/trailblog/ta...
Taters and Trains: The Great Big Baked Potato and the Northern Pacific Line
In 1908 Hazen Titus was the new superintendent of dining cars for the now-defunct Northern Pacific Line when he overheard a conversation.
www.railstotrails.org
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Potatober #12: A tribute to the single best baked potato I've ever had. Surprisingly, it was at Disney World – at least I'd swear it was at Disney World. It's been 35 years and I still remember it because it used the genius idea of putting a spike through the spud for even cooking. Turns out: ->
A potato, not a vampire, with a big iron spike through it, surrounded by little hearts. <3
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I agree. But we may not have the same luck.
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That "let's do the same in Europe" isn't a thing we can just easily do, especially given it was barely successful in the US.
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No. I'm saying being a fascist briefly became unfashionable after a sufficient number of Americans had been sent to fascist Europe to fight the fascists there.
kubobukata.bsky.social
Democracy just barely won in the US, and only after the US intervened in WWII. I don't think Europe is in a comparable position.
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Potatober #11: The reason Magritte used an apple instead of a potato is that no normal person cares what is behind a potato.
An ink drawing that badly copies Rene Magritte's "son of man" painting: A man in a long coat and bowler hat standing in front of a wall. His face is obscured by a potato.
kubobukata.bsky.social
I really hope this includes Muscular Christianity, which gave us a legacy of a lot of 19th century beefcake photographs. 😌
physcstudy.bsky.social
To mark the release of my new book, When Fitness Went Global: The Rise of Physical Culture in the Nineteenth Century (Bloomsbury, 2025), I’m giving away a copy.

To enter:
💪 Repost
🌍 Comment with your favorite strength tradition

I’ll pick a winner next week.

#StrengthHeritage #SportHistory
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Same concept (yes, they both refer to the Wilhelm Reich thing), but orgonITE is basically resin with a bunch of junk in it. These "orgonite columns" are a popular grift in the German-speaking chemtrail world. And you won't believe the price on the ones being sold to the, er, awakened.
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Potatober #10: Today you'll learn how to microwave a potato, even though you absolutely should not.

Not because they go KABOOM much. Because it's a waste of a delicious potato.
A short sequence illustrating that you should wash, pierce and salt your potato before microwaving it for five minutes. After this, you are informed that you should then pan fry the potato because pan fried potatoes suck. Bonis exploding potato on bottom right.
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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kubobukata.bsky.social
Yeah, a bit. Or that he will now incite Bibi to get back to levelling Gaza (to make room for tacky hotels of course).
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Patiently awaiting the first Euro Wordler conniptions 😌
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Potatober #9: According to the wikipedia article on Axomamma, the Incan goddess of potatoes (you know it makes sense), "most villages had a particularly odd-shaped potato to worship".

And if you have one, I assume you dress it up.
A badly drawn odd-shaped potato in  pre-columbian vaguely Inca attire, also badly drawn.