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💀🎃Kate🎃💀

@ktenpas.bsky.social

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“We’re all stories in the end…just make it a good one, eh?”- The Doctor Demisexual mildly Ace queer She/Her radiant mantis shrimp. I am what happens when you try to carve God out of the wood of your own hunger.

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💀🎃Kate🎃💀 @ktenpas.bsky.social · Nov 9

As on twitter, I’ll say on here:

If we have no moots or only a couple, I will block you

I need multiple indications of you’re a good person to follow by multiple moots following before I allow a follow/follow back

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💀🎃Kate🎃💀 @ktenpas.bsky.social · 7h

Jer: “We need Jesus.”

Darcy: “He was so hot! Talk about CrossFit!”

Jer: “Darcyyyyyy!”

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jer2baer on Instagram: "We’re never short on dad jokes in this houseView all 31 comments"

We’re never short on dad jokes in this house

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𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊 @highnessophelia.bsky.social · 8h

I don't know if there is a more appropriate metaphor for the current state of our country than this picture.

Excavator tearing down the east wing of the White House.

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Portia @portianoir.com · 11h

The government is still shut down.
SNAP benefits expire next month.

But sure. A ballroom.

Demolition begins on East Wing of White House for Trump’s new $250 million ballroom

WASHINGTON — Demolition began Monday on the East Wing of the White House to make way for President Trump’s massive new $250 million ballroom.

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💀🎃Kate🎃💀 @ktenpas.bsky.social · 12h

Oh I see.

We never are. Even when I scheduled putting my previous cat down, I still wasn't ready. 🫶🏻

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💀🎃Kate🎃💀 @ktenpas.bsky.social · 12h

I don't mean this to read as blunt as it might read, but would you rather it happen quickly or have it be long and drawn out?

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💀🎃Kate🎃💀 @ktenpas.bsky.social · 12h

The poor sweetheart

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Xiran Jay Zhao @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social · 1d

Idc, "4 people disguised as construction workers heisted the Napoleon family jewels from the Louvre in 7 minutes by rolling up to the second-storey window on a basket lift" is an objectively hilarious event

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 15h

If you cut off the arms of a starfish and throw them into the sea, each will grow into a new starfish and if you cut the arms off the new starfish, you're just an asshole what the fuck is wrong with you dude just stop

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💀🎃Kate🎃💀 @ktenpas.bsky.social · 15h

This is in response to me telling him that the USA is *not* the most powerful country in the world.

NV Centrist 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 15h

That's what liberals tell themselves to feel better about the state of the world.

💀🎃Kate🎃💀 @ktenpas.bsky.social · 16h

We are *not* the most powerful country in the world.

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💀🎃Kate🎃💀 @ktenpas.bsky.social · 16h

a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background

Alt: Kitty Foreman laughing her ass off

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💀🎃Kate🎃💀 @ktenpas.bsky.social · 16h

What am I insecure about?

💀🎃Kate🎃💀 @ktenpas.bsky.social · 16h

We are most definitely not.

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💀🎃Kate🎃💀 @ktenpas.bsky.social · 16h

a man wearing a black shirt that says ik 2

Alt: Tobias wearing an are you kidding me expression

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 16h

the truth is that this isn't a theocracy and jesus isn't my fucking king

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."

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Dammit Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith.bsky.social · 16h

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19h

No you are not the greatest country in the world and no you are not the worst country in the world, like most countries you are just kinda mid and it is way past time to grow up and accept this

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 17h

Speaker of the House holding a formal presser to announce that Jesus is the king of everyone in the USA should be getting more attention

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 17h

You cannot report a legal system to its manager. Laws do not PREVENT things from happening. They PROHIBIT those things. People do illegal things ALL THE TIME.

"Illegal" does NOT mean "impossible." No giant hand will come and stop you from doing an illegal thing.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 17h

That’s some chyron. 👑

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 17h

i love "no kings" especially because its making the gop do a batshit crazy argument of "no actually we like kings"

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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 18h

"Julio" is an irrigator on CAs Central Coast. He shared this picture saying, "Here we are unloading sprinkler pipes. We will get the soil all wet. Once the soil is wet enough they will bring in a bulldozer to form the beds where they will then plant the strawberries. #WeFeedYou

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 1d

Prime example of white privilege in plain sight.

Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.

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Kimberly Atkins Stohr @kimberlyeatkins.bsky.social · 20h

The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 19h

“The demonstrations were very small.”

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