THE MIDWIT CUCKOO
@kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social
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Not hideous enough to merit rejection. Beer Gerk, ShanDad, Techno Bozo, InclusiveDance #freshformass
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Choucroute (sauerkraut) with 2 different types of sausage and three different types of ham/bacon/pork.
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Unironically believe that Nicola Barker is working exactly the same seam that....oh wait my wife is telling me to turn the light off.
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Lmao, incredible ACH/Scott Arthur vibes now you've said it
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Gen z hate it when there's shagging, TV is parent-coded
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Absolutely. It's a controversial take but I've always thought that the existence of an after party is indicative that the original party was shite.
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Got thrown out of a party for being too annoying that night, classic me.
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Bitsy is....The Smooshing Machine
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An incredible party featuring some of the most extra costume shit there's ever been (three women came as three different Gwen Stefani albums, I went as Bros and ended up running about waving the car from someone's Frankenchrist costume over my head)
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BOTH OF THESE ARE PRETTY FIRMLY HINGED TAKES ROBERT
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@bluekanues.bsky.social been meaning to send u this photo of my M8 dressed as the cover of A Kiss in the Dreamhouse from about 11/12 years ago....ICONIC
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Will UK Gov be requiring Scottish ESOL students to switch to A-Level courses or should we continue getting hundreds of them through their SQA accredited National/Higher courses as we've been doing for years?
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pickwick.bsky.social
This is racist bollocks in so many ways

There's no such thing as A Level-standard English

Other UK languages exist

You don't have to be fluent in a language to integrate

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Migrants will need A-level standard English to work in UK
The tougher rules will come in force in January as part of wider plans to cut immigration.
www.bbc.com
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Speaking to a Scottish writer recently who told me that getting their novel published gave them the strength to writenon fiction/memoir stuff.
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ztul.bsky.social
I'm just like a large language model in that I've read everything on the internet and it's made me effectively useless
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Made a wee fidget toy for My Agonies at work, v calming
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michaelshallcross.bsky.social
An unhinged literary opinion needs to be like Muriel Spark believing T.S. Eliot was sending her coded messages through his plays, not 'hear me out, I don't like Dickens'. That is simply a literary opinion. The hinges are very much intact.
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simonxix.com
There's nothing like working in a library to rob you of your reverence for books-as-objects. There's lots of books that we can simply recycle. Multiple copies of Microsoft Excel 97 for Dummies don't contribute all that much to the great tapestry of human knowledge.
alexvont.bsky.social
And where does this reverence end? Must we faithfully preserve all crumbling copies of old travel guides? Phone books? The Highway Code? Of course archives should hold a few copies, but all of them?
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Soundtrack was very good throughout I thought but yeah not much really happens beyond camera roving over muscles like it's mounted on a helicopter. Vaporwave Star Spangled Banner was good too.