Kristen Hauntley CarDEATHzo
@khandozo.bsky.social
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Last name is two words, one name: Hanley Cardozo. I teach writing and literature and study Victorian brutes. My views do not represent those of my employer. Website: khandozo.com
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khandozo.bsky.social
This is extra funny to me because my brother *did* get stuck in quicksand and I always think of that when people make the quicksand joke. (He got out.)
markpopham.bsky.social
MILLENNIAL BLUESKY POSTER: you know, when I was a kid, I thought QUICKSAND would be a lot bigger of a probelm!!!! 🤣🤣

JOHNNY QUEST: *quote-tweeting* wow. okay. not even sure how im supposed to respond to this. I'm glad YOU didn't have that experience, I guess???
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markpopham.bsky.social
MILLENNIAL BLUESKY POSTER: you know, when I was a kid, I thought QUICKSAND would be a lot bigger of a probelm!!!! 🤣🤣

JOHNNY QUEST: *quote-tweeting* wow. okay. not even sure how im supposed to respond to this. I'm glad YOU didn't have that experience, I guess???
khandozo.bsky.social
"Recipes is Lina's way of bridging the gap between busy lifestyles and the joy of home-cooked meals," I mutter to myself as I slowly pare an apple down to a nub.
khandozo.bsky.social
omg, I found this recipe that showed a chicken with really crispy skin but the recipe called for it to be doused in broth while it was cooking and I was like "that won't work??" and then I saw this
Image of a generated fake white woman with a winning tradwife smile wearing puff sleeves and an apron. Text below reads "Lina is a virtual chef with a mission: to make cooking accessible, enjoyable, and time-efficient. Driven by a deep understanding of flavors and techniques, Lina combines innovative approaches with tried-and-true methods to create recipes that are both simple and delicious.Recipes is Lina’s way of bridging the gap between busy lifestyles and the joy of home-cooked meals. Here, you’ll find Lina’s unique take on classic dishes, quick twists on international cuisines, and creative hacks that make cooking a breeze.

Learn more"
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What D’Angelo said Black Messiah means. It came out at the end of 2014 and it was so needed.
Article (Nolan Feeney; TIME) excerpt reads: “Black Messiah is a hell of a name for an album. It can be misunderstood. Many will think it's about religion. Some will jump to the conclusion that I'm calling myself a Black Messiah. For me, the title is about all of us. It's about the world. It's about an idea we can all aspire to. We should all aspire to be a Black Messiah.

It's about people rising up in Ferguson and in Egypt and in Occupy Wall Street and in every place where a community has had enough and decides to make change happen, D'Angelo writes in a statement about the album It's not about praising one charismatic leader but celebrating thousands of them. Not every song on this album is politically charged (though many are), but calling this album Black Messiah creates a landscape there these songs can live to the fullest. Black Messiah is not one man. It's a feeling that, collectively, we are all that leader.”

“D’Angelo’s First Album in 14 Years Is Finally Here, and It’s Surprisingly Timely” via TIME.
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profkori.bsky.social
From today’s Facebook memories:

If you know me, you know I'm committed to calling out white mediocrity and know-your-place aggression. In a Q&A for a teaching workshop, I concisely articulated why. It's just over a minute long, so I hope you'll watch and share widely.

youtu.be/yq6w_9Eugqs?...
white mediocrity and KYPA clip
YouTube video by Koritha Mitchell
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khandozo.bsky.social
My great grandmother's Ellis Island record is wrong in a bunch of ways and it just didn't have anything to do with how she shows up in later documentation.
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madycast.com
It really sucks Newsom vetoed the HRT and PreP access bills. The stockpile veto is going to hurt.

That said, given everything he has been saying this year, signing 8 out of 10 bills is a win for grassroots activists and the legislators filing the bills.

It shows your pressure has worked!
transnews.network
CA UPDATE:

Newsom has signed these queer rights bills:
- AB 82 / SB 497 (Medical privacy)
- AB 1084 / SB 59 (Name/Gender changes)
- SB 450 (Adoption access)

And vetoed these bills:
- SB 418 (HRT stockpile)
- AB 554 (PreP)

Final total: 8 bills signed, 2 vetoed.

transnews.network/p/california...
khandozo.bsky.social
There’s a cannibalism section in the intro to my dissertation, which meant I had to read about Columbus (from whom we got the word “cannibal”) and man, that guy was evil in a way that’s legible in every time.
tlecaque.bsky.social
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
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theashleyray.bsky.social
i’m not here to tell the @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social what to do, but they must know if they put out a coffee table book of all the read posters, people would buy that
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ericumansky.bsky.social
ICE agents blocked an ambulance that was trying to take an injured protester to hospital.

"We are still not being allowed to leave by ICE officers.” an EMT said on radio

When driver tried to get out, an agent yelled, "DON’T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL SHOOT YOU"

www.wweek.com/news/2025/10...
Documents Allege a Federal Agent at Portland ICE Threatened to Shoot an Ambulance Driver
Feds delayed medics who had come to pick up an injured protester. Then, according to confidential incident reports, the agents became aggressive.
www.wweek.com
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Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”
khandozo.bsky.social
Please help Mohammed’s family if you are able!
khandozo.bsky.social
Nothing feels more dated or nostalgic than journalism movies that end when the bad guys are exposed.
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bencollins.bsky.social
Listen to the response to this and look how easy it is to say it.
grahamformaine.bsky.social
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
khandozo.bsky.social
Faulkner. I sometimes like reading Joyce, but I don't know if I like Faulkner because it doesn't matter if I do or not; his work is great in a way that doesn't require me to like or dislike it.
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matthewcort.land
Unlawfully fired from your job at HHS or CDC protecting the public health? Want to talk through how to tell your story in the press? I'm happy to help you think through messaging strategy.

I’ve spent years doing public health comms and talking with reporters. You can see my work at matthewcort.land
Matthew Cortland
Matthew became a lawyer by necessity. Now they use their training in public health and law to help others.
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khandozo.bsky.social
At my niece's 1st birthday party, my husband and I watched in fascination as she largely rejected her chocolate cake in favor of salami liberally smeared with chocolate cake frosting. Toddlers have a way with food.
khandozo.bsky.social
Please help Jamal and his family to survive and rebuild!
jamalzuhir.bsky.social
Here is Jamal from Gaza whose family lost everything and he is trying with all his might to rebuild their lives and help them with the crazy costs in Gaza and travel outside Gaza when the crossings open. I hope you support us. Your little support, even if it is $5

chuffed.org/project/1389...
Help Jamal’s family leave the war zone and rebuild their life!
Hi my loves! My name is Caroline, and I created this fundraiser to help Jamal support his family as they fight to survive the genocide in Gaza, evacuate to safety, and eventually rebuild their lives f...
chuffed.org
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gennhutchison.bsky.social
If you have the means, please consider helping out Sydette, who is wonderful!
blackamazon.bsky.social
Yeah I really need help with this . I’m gonna go hyperventilate into a bag but this has gone bad quickly
blackamazon.bsky.social
Welp it’s gotten real real if you can please help. If you can’t it’s really hard out here so share

gofund.me/a5ee0064
khandozo.bsky.social
I mean this very literally and not in a snarky sense: a bunch of people currently in power have fairly obvious learning disabilities that were apparently never addressed, and they believe that hiding them and achieving certain measures of success is how they prove fitness.
khandozo.bsky.social
The entire government is peopled by those who wish to reproduce harms done to them because it wouldn't be "fair" if children now got better than they did.
leahmcelrath.bsky.social
⚠️ USAToday reporter confirms the office in charge of special education funding has been “decimated”:
Zach Schermele
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NEW: The Education Dept. layoffs continued overnight, w/ the main office in charge of special ed funding being
"decimated," as one person described.
"They cut just about everyone that works with IDEA funding," said another.
"I'm not sure how these programs exist moving forward."
10:21 AM • 10/11/25 • 2.1K Views