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Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · Jul 18

Today feels like a good day for a new introductory post. My name's Kevin, I'm an artist and zine-maker from the PNW.

My other hobbies include soccer, video games and depression. My future apologies for all the political skeets.

An ink and marker drawing of Wolverine (Laura) with one of her sets of claws popped, saying "No, you move".

A watercolor sketch of the Marvel Comics character Man-Thing

An ink and marker sketch of the Transformer Slipstream.

A picture of my desk with a bunch of pages from my X-Men/Friends mashup zine.

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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 10h

Ohh and sometimes I experiment with pixel art too.
#pixelart

A pixel art piece. A rotten steel titan sits upon a throne of ruined skyscrapers. It stares coldly into a glowing sphere of annihilation.

A highly stylised rendition album cover. It’s like stretched outlow poly 3D. From a frog perspective you see a skater jumping over the hood of a taxi cab. Engulfed by the blazing orange of a marseille summer sunset. This is is Kickblips.

A papercraft photography piece of a low poly robot resting against a rock in the sunset. Parts of its limbs are scatered across the rocky terrain. A scavenger sprite checks it out.

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Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 1h

In the future/past girls were far more mature.

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 3h

Long story short, an actual Nazi doxxing ring. Enough people reported them that they went away for like 12 hours and then Elon personally brought them back. The site is dead. If you’re still on there, go lock your account right now

chris @knightscrest.bsky.social · 3h

what even happened on the other site this time

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Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 1h

Spoilers, George was 23 and Jane was 16, when they had Judy.

Fun facts!

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Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 1h

Fun fact, don't look up the canonical ages of George, Jane and Judy Jetson.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 2h

Jim Carrey in Talks to Lead Live-Action ‘The Jetsons’ Movie, Colin Trevorrow to Direct www.thewrap.com/jim-carrey-j...

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Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 1h

I would like one dopamine please.

a monkey is standing on a rock in a jungle

ALT: a monkey is standing on a rock in a jungle

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Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 2h

Hell yeah!

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BLAKE 🏝 @aerifiretruck.bsky.social · 2h

Welcome to new people coming over from twitter after even more nazi stuff happened. I draw beautiful women and I want you to follow me to see more of them. Thanks

BLAKE 🏝 @aerifiretruck.bsky.social · Jul 31

Mermaids have saved you from drowning!

...But who will save you from them? It's lunchtime 🤭💕

Two mermaids are displayed from a camera angle at their thighs, accentuating their boobs and hourglass figures from below.

The left mermaid has pink hair and scales, with a baby blue bikini top and gold cuffs. She has a mischievous expression and webbed ears.

The right mermaid is Sirena, aptly named for a Siren, and the artist's oc. She has blue to pink hair made of ocean waves, water covering her forearms and hands, and wears a blue seashell bikini top. Her tits are ginormous. Her tail is a periwinkle and she has various pearl and seafoam accessories.

Both women are underwater. Vivid corals, greens, blues, pinks are visible in the vegetation. The picture is colorful and bright.

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Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 2h

Hell yeah, this rocks.

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GAMZA @cheesegamza.bsky.social · 5h

bomb💥

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jjdaniel19 @jjdaniel19.bsky.social · 2h

So many thanks to @tgping.bsky.social for this beautiful Transformers Hound painting. Turned out so much better than I’d ever have hoped.

Transformers Hound in gouache paint by Ryan Miller

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Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 2h

It's funny, over the many years of professional wrestling we've had tons of dudes with "the look" that could never really put it together in the ring.

So..... another glass ceiling broken?

AEW Fan Hub @aewfanhub.bsky.social · 1d

On Friday, Mercedes Monè (509 days) will surpass Jade Cargill (508 days) for the longest reign with the AEW TBS Championship. Who had the better run?
#aewfanhub #aew #wrestlesky #prowrestling

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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 2h

This is a first draft idea for a poster surely.

Rotten Tomatoes @rottentomatoes.com · 2h

It begins here.

Brand new poster for #ItWelcomeToDerry - premiering October 26 on HBO Max.

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Halloween name @urbaneturtle.com · 2h

Haven’t heard much about baby Gronk’s rizz habits lately

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Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah, like their politics aren't an offshoot of their personality. Their personality is their politics.

Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 3h

For me it was definitely my first real job. I was exposed to so many different people and ways of thinking that it changed me really quick.

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Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 3h

I've always been fuck that guy, just for wildly different reasons.

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Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 3h

God I miss when Sarah Palin was the worst thing the Republican would drag out.

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Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 3h

Ok, I am absolutely done talking politics today. Here's my dog, some waffles I made from scratch, my favorite game on the Dreamcast and a picture of Nightcrawler. Let's get back on brand baby!

A picture of some waffles and bacon on a plate.

A picture of Jet Grind Radio for the Sega Dreamcast.

A picture of a black and grey sketch of the X-Man Nightcrawler.

Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 3h

I say this because all those morons in that group chat aren't kids. They're young adults, you shouldn't let a 25 year old racist off the hook because they're just kids being kids.

Even if they were kids, we need to raise our kids better! That's kind of the whole point right?

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Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 3h

Gonna stress out all day that I've outed myself as a former young Republican (I voted for fucking Bob Dole in my first presidential election, gross). I do want to be very clear that I have no idea when exactly my brain went woke, but it was somewhere around when I turned 20 or 21.

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Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah, that's a good point!

Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 3h

Absolutely, and when I was in the middle of it I didn't consider myself racist or sexist at all. These were just jokes, what you can't take a joke? I literally thought I was doing no harm, while actively doing harm.

You ask any of these young conservative goblins and I'm sure they'd say the same.

Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 4h

Just so y'all know, it's not like I take pride in this. I don't come on here and openly brag that I was a garbage person (I mean I still am but for wildly different reasons than this) and look at how far I've come. I just know a lot about growing up in an affluent conservative Christian culture.

Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 4h

Just a counter point. I went to a private Christian school for 12 years in the 80s and 90s and there were young conservatives that absolutely talked like this. My good friends talked like this. Fuck.. I talked like this.

Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 22h

For those tempted to say Young Republicans have always been this way, they really have not. When I worked on campus and did bipartisan college events after, they were very much not like this.

That’s why groups like YCT and eventually TPUSA formed — because Young Republicans weren’t radical enough.

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