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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 1d

“Dedication Night” on dancing with the stars. Rumor is one of the Mormon Housewives is gonna do a samba in honor of Charlie Kirk

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 1d

Really nice piece here defector.com/there-will-n...

There Will Never Be Another 'WTF With Marc Maron' | Defector

I heard Marc Maron announce he was ending his podcast the way that I imagine he’d’ve wanted me to—while walking through my neighborhood in Los Angeles, through wired headphones, just a little too hopp...

defector.com

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 2d

Auspicious start for the new CBS News, laundering unattributed cop shit-talking through the incoming editor-in-chief’s blog and failing to correct a misspelling of the story subject’s name in the web headline for three days.

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 6d

Tfw Kershaw sees two men holding hands

Bob Calhoun @bobcalhoun.bsky.social · 7d

New sad Kershaw just dropped.

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 9d

Hahah 🙏

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 9d

Reclusive hair, more like

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 9d

Comic friend of mine in first class while I’m in Comfort+. Devastating demonstration of career failure on my part

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 9d

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 12d

(48 year old parent of 3 after making a mortgage payment)
TAYLOR’S LYRICS AREN’T DOING IT FOR ME!

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 16d

Insane to show promote on this app BUT, if you’re in NYC and follow me, you would enjoy everyone at the show this Thursday, 10/2 at The Gutter in Brooklyn. I host this one twice a year and it rips. 9 pm, good time promised

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 13d

“I’m kind of sarcastic” = “I’m not funny but I will frequently say something that seems unnecessarily mean”

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 14d

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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HBO Max | Feedback

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 16d

Insane to show promote on this app BUT, if you’re in NYC and follow me, you would enjoy everyone at the show this Thursday, 10/2 at The Gutter in Brooklyn. I host this one twice a year and it rips. 9 pm, good time promised

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 16d

I think I’d have more time for the Charlie K pearl clutching and the “how dare Luigi” folks if those weren’t the same people who shrugged off police killing innocent people by saying “hey we all do an oopsy sometimes!”

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 18d

I make most of my money from comedy, and the rest from betting against James Franklin in big games

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20d

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?

"fork lady is eroding public confidence."

"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."

"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."

that's what you sound like.

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 20d

At a bar in a college town and the drink orders sound like QBs calling audibles. “Double mango tango, #3. Mango tango. Spicy Pete! 2 spicy Pete!”

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 22d

I’m a big enough late night history nerd that I successfully predicted a Jack Paar shout out with Kimmel’s “as I was saying…” opener. I am dork

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 22d

Bill Maher was literally born before interstate highways existed and he hosts a show called “Club Random” and wears shirts that just say “Weed” on it. Maybe we don’t have to worry about him as a serious intellect anymore

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 24d

Have never been more disconnected. Glad to not have to regularly talk about them anymore. Wish about 10 of them the best

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 24d

Shout out to Democratic fundraising strategy, that took the format of scammer texts, but tweaked it to make every single one longer than The Catcher In The Rye

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 25d

(Audio file of my wife sighing) @grok what does this mean

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 27d

Guess he also said something about Charlie Kirk

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · Sep 16

McLaughlin pointed to the sky after missing that field goal, which actually makes it look like he’s blaming god. “You did this”

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Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · Sep 15

I have a friend from the south who thinks every saying is unique to the south. “In the south we have a saying, all’s well that ends well.” That’s not regional. That’s a basic nothingism. You’re just saying words

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