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keelin 🧛‍♀️

@keelin12ft.bsky.social

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• Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦 • Friend of Razzball • Chicago! • She/her Other: tech (design/research, AI, security), running and lifting, geography, film (THE CINEMA!)

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · Jul 4

The first time I went to Detroit was for a Tigers game, and my brother tried to convince me this was a statue to honor Doug Fister lmao.

The Joe Louis fist statue in Detroit. It’s a black arm with a fist at the end of it.

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 8h

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 11h

Those are hot!

keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 12h

It’s the 1000 yard stare.

Also @mcouill7.bsky.social and I were speaking FONDLY of you. So if you want to do social fun time this fall or winter with us, PLEASE DO.

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60 Minutes @60minutes.bsky.social · 12h

Shohei Ohtani and the Los Angeles Dodgers punched their ticket to a second consecutive World Series last night, in historic fashion. In 2017, Jon Wertheim met Ohtani in Sapporo, and got to know Japan's most fearsome pitcher and most prolific hitter. cbsn.ws/496zYW0

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 12h

Tag yourself. I am Dew Tell.

John R. @tribe.bsky.social · 12h

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 12h

The anchor called him “Bill Nye the Scientist”.

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 13h

bringing a “lane kiffin poops standing up” sign to the no kings rally

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 12h

Hahahahahaha a slogan has emerged

keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 12h

JAXON FART 😭

Tom Coyer @coytho.bsky.social · 12h

Did you see the “Jaxon Fart” sign a minute earlier?

keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 12h

🤞

keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 12h

@jessespector.com and @britth.bsky.social

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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 14h

this country is still worth fighting for

Pete Fuller @petefullerga.bsky.social · 14h

James Franklin flies down to Athens to talk about getting fired while sitting in front of “Kiffin poops while Standing” sign.

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 13h

Bill Nye speaking at the DC protest?

a cartoon of spongebob talking into a microphone while standing next to a fish and a crab .

ALT: a cartoon of spongebob talking into a microphone while standing next to a fish and a crab .

media.tenor.com

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 13h

No p. It’s definitely misleading. :/

keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 1d

Seems to be decisive now haha.

keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 1d

I will continue to await 4th quarter explosions.

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 1d

I appreciate Nebraska’s journey from mostly stupid losses to mostly stupid wins.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

Dylan Raiola taking this Mahomes thing a little too far, a ridiculous play

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 1d

It does. The UI is weird, and the account is below the fold for some reason (on the app on my phone at least). You have to drag up at the bottom of the list to see it.

Screenshot of us gov list with White House at the very bottom

Screenshot to show blocked White House account originating from us gov list

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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 1d

Well this is very helpful 😊

eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 1d

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 1d

Too pure?

I will ask my friend who was bullied by Charley Derp in high school about how pure he was.

keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 1d

Patti Harrison as the wine shark in an I Think You Should Leave sketch that is shark-tank es que. She is wearing a beret and has a stank face with the caption “I DONT WANT THAT” in large uppercase white letters

keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 2d

Boneless actors

keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:
My therapist rocks!

keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 2d

Grateful to @mcouill7.bsky.social and @cardscategories.bsky.social for letting me join despite my comparatively minimal 2025 baseball viewing. A true host can carry the rusty!

Quarterly reminder (THREAT):
Follow the @razzball.bsky.social Starter Pack → go.bsky.app/LAFiq3H

mike couillard @mcouill7.bsky.social · 2d

I had a blast catching up with @keelin12ft.bsky.social on this week's pod as we discussed what has stood out in the MLB playoffs, where the White Sox are headed, and how Munetaka Murakami might fair upon his arrival. @razzball.bsky.social

Cards & Categories Podcast @cardscategories.bsky.social · 2d

📣 New Podcast! "Ep. 112 : Baseball Musings With Keelin Billue" on @Spreaker #baseball #cards #chicago #collecting #dodgers #fantasy #halloween #mariners #mlb #murakami #razzball #skeleton #vaughn #whitesox

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you for having me and talking about the goofiest of things.