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Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 4d

Finished thesis but am extremely broke. I still need to pay off the costs of production. I also have bills to pay coming up.

Please help me out. I'm just trying to stay above water. I don't want to have to choose between paying rent and finishing school

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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · Sep 5

How To Recognize a Drug-Seeker

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This cartoon has four panels. The cartoon is set in a doctor’s examining room – it has one of those tall examination tables with padding so patients can lie down, medical equipment and a degree hanging on walls, various cabinets, a sink. A tired-looking woman in a yellow tank top and black capri pants is sitting on the exam table. A doctor is standing in front of her. We can tell he’s a doctor because he’s wearing a white lab coat and has a stethoscope hanging around his neck. He’s holding a clipboard in one hand.

PANEL 1

The doctor is speaking to the patient. The patient is slumping a little, while the doctor is stiffly upright.

DOCTOR: Some people use narcotics to get high. So when you come here and say you’re in constant pain, that tells me you’re a lying drug-seeker.

PANEL 2

A closer shot of just the doctor as he speaks, looking stern and a bit angry, clutching the clipboard to near his chest.

DOCTOR: If you ask for pain meds, you’re a drug seeker.

DOCTOR: If you seem desperate, you’re a drug seeker.

DOCTOR: If you cry, you’re a drug-seeker.

PANEL 3

A close-up of the doctor’s face as he lectures, one forefinger raised.

DOCTOR: If you talk back to me, you’re a drug-seeker. If you don’t like me assuming you’re a drug-seeker, you’re a drug-seeker.

PANEL 4

A shot of the patient and doctor. The patient is now very wide-eyed, and leans back, away from the doctor. The doctor leans forward, hunching over his clipboard a bit as he makes a note.

PATIENT: Could I talk to a doctor who isn’t horrible?

DOCTOR: “Doctor-shopping.” Classic drug-seeker.

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Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 13h

I'm not somebody who believes satire needs to be spelled out, but like... My brother (the Nazi one) would sing some of these casually while growing up. Kinda feel like this gave bigots fodder more than it mocked them.

Marlon @marlinche.bsky.social · 13h

Funny thing, this episode is 28 years old. Yeah, a lot of us have been predicting this for a long time!

"MADtv's Darlene McBride: 'Take Back America' Tour | Comedy Special"

YouTube video by TVComedyClipz

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Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 15h

I'm not saying Tron Ares would have been a hit without Jared Leto, but I'm certain it would have not been a megaflop.

Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 16h

Editing "The Growths" and planning my next major short film production.

Would love to have a decent budget plus a full cast and crew next time.

Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 16h

Looking for feedback on a 3 page script.

Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 17h

"it's only LEGALLY torture if they cut off the thumbs."-this asshole, probably

Pat Flickner 🐉 @patflickner.bsky.social · 18h

Stop saying she was tortured. You are the only one saying it. She was mistreated and abused. That does not meet the legal definition. Just stop spreading lies

Did Israeli authorities mistreat Greta Thunberg after flotilla arrest? Here's what we know

Israeli authorities arrested Thunberg and more than 400 other activists who were part of the Global Sumud Flotilla in early October 2025.

www.snopes.com

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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 19h

me if I was wide dragon
(he/him)

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Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 19h

Like my crush on Jamie Lee Curtis or Miriam Margoyles

Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 19h

"Age is just a number" doesn't have to be a pedophile calling card, it could be for the forty year old dude who thinks their too old to learn skateboarding.

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Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 19h

Like, IDK, put an asterisk on that that says "minor arguments only, actually fights are really really bad."

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Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 19h

There are statements that are like.. Very toxic, but they shouldn't be...

Like "All couples fight" could be a reminder that butting heads doesn't mean the relationship is over, instead of normalizing domestic abuse.

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Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 20h

youtu.be/JFGQdvYIJ0M?...

Your Racist Friend

YouTube video by They Might Be Giants - Topic

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 20h

NBC News has cut its teams dedicated to covering Black, Asian American, Latino, and LGBTQ+ issues, The Wrap reports.

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Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 20h

Incidentally, I have a complicated history with my mom, but her willingness to not only treat AIDs Patients when few others would and stand up for them I will always have respect for.

Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 20h

I learned what queer people were when my mom was explaining to me that people were dying of AIDs, and that nobody was helping because people WANTED them to die.

Stop trying to rehabilitate the Republicans of the past. They were just as fucked.

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Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 20h

Just "Reagan Groupies". People who didn't want to mass murder queers, just laugh at their suffering. SO MUCH BETTER, YOU GUYS!

Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 20h

Reagan, the guy who made several racist remarks and surrounded himself with people who laughed their asses off about queer people dying in the thousands.

Yep, they were totally much better people back in the eighties. Not bigots at all.

Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely not! I was at a very liberal campus in the 80s. The young Republicans there were the Alex Keaton type. Reagan groupies. Different times.

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Jordan @slclunk.com · 23h

Your standard online liberal who worked at a conservative think tank in college

Peacemaker looking at a mural of hitler and saying “Fuck. How'd I miss that?”

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Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 20h

You used to be able to silence her by telling her there were open borders when her family came, but now she just starts listing off people she insisted died of the Covid vaccine.

Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 20h

Okay but if you say our Sister-In-Law's name in the mirror three times she'll appear and say "Yes, I'm Mexican, but my Family came here THE RIGHT WAY."

Doc Ock/Aunt May Ship Sailing Since 1964 @kiddocut.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking how mean my sister-in-law is and how clearly bad she resents any woman (or people she sees as women) for wearing pants.

This isn’t a joke. I’m 100% serious.

Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 20h

These guys and the Campus Crusade for Christ specifically.

Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 20h

I mean, they were certainly like this when I was in High School and College. I don't know what the hell school you went to but these assholes would routinely flip over the Pride Alliances booth and shoot spitballs at them during the Day of Silence.

Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 1d

For those tempted to say Young Republicans have always been this way, they really have not. When I worked on campus and did bipartisan college events after, they were very much not like this.

That’s why groups like YCT and eventually TPUSA formed — because Young Republicans weren’t radical enough.

Politico @politico.com · 1d

EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇

Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 23h

So no, you'd probably defend Clinton if he were in the files.

Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 23h

Y'all still overlook the fact that the most powerful man in the world fucked a 22yo intern. I'm sorry, you've all written it off just an oopsy daisy and not the president using his power to exploit a young woman. Something he's done MANY TIMES.

He's got credible rape allegations against him.

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Fat Succubus @kaijunellie.bsky.social · 23h

I keep seeing Democrats who insist "If Clinton is in the Epstein files, lock him up too, we aren't in a cult like you" and honestly?

You are FULL. OF. SHIT.

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