Denise Schipani
@deniseschipani.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, nonfiction author & general wrangler of words. At work on a memoir: IN THE DEEP: A surprise breast cancer diagnosis, a radical surgery, and learning to live in my new body. More words at deniseschipani.com
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Melon? Okay, sure. I describe the young repubs on my campus as Reagan groupies and you conclude I don't know Reagan was racist? You do you I guess!
Absolutely not! I was at a very liberal campus in the 80s. The young Republicans there were the Alex Keaton type. Reagan groupies. Different times.
Oh wow this bit right here? Nailed. It.

i really believe the pressure to constantly create on people who are actually not as creative as they think wears them down mentally
If only…
I’d like one newspaper to try out the headline “Republicans fail to attract Democratic votes they need to end shutdown” as a little treat.
Been doing that for a while. “Wait, HOW much now?!”
Not great
So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again.

These two gotta go.
The very definition of "this meeting could have been an email."
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Over and over and over, election after election.
i feel we dramatically overestimate the intelligence of the American electorate

Cory, 31, Tenn., white, Republican, construction
I believed Trump was focused on lowering drug prices, prescription drug prices. I have a chronic condition. I’m a Type 1 diabetic. And since he has taken office, my medications have tripled in price. Again, I don’t know if that’s a correlation to where I live or my insurance but it’s gotten to a point where, for a disease I did not cause and do not have any control over, seeing a very high increase in the prices that I’m paying.


Kelsey, 32, Ill., white, independent, technology
Immigration. I just think it’s way too aggressive. Even if it’s the worst of the criminals, can they be treated more humanely once they get to the deportation centers?


Sarah, 32, Mont., white, Republican, engineer
I feel like on Kelsey’s point, I agree. Criminals — drug dealers, violent people — don’t belong here. The thing I’m worried about is this administration’s use of executive power. I have a hard time trusting in my current democracy and my Constitution when I’m not really sure I’m seeing those honored even in these processes of deportation. Sometimes I don’t know if I’m getting the real truth, and if somebody was documented and causing certain issues, or were they not? Is it just anything goes?
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A government that is closed for business is not available for a floor vote to release documents relating to the sexual abuse of children involving the nation's powerful people.

These shitheels will close the doors on the United States and go home rather than spill out the dirt.
I feel like factchecking is too quaint an exercise at this point. Yeah, sure, he lies. But also: he's a stark raving lunatic. In front of the entire world.
Correct. Oatmeal cookies are fantastic ... assuming they eschew raisins in favor of chocolate chips. I mean, come ON.
Not enough people in the so called opposition seem to have a grip on this.
This is the most sobering post of the day. Aaron is absolutely right.

This is the most brazenly corrupt, authoritarian regime the U.S. has probably ever seen.

It is a test we cannot fail to rise to. Trump must be (legally) removed from office. Congress must act.
There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.
Thx for reminding me why I am no longer Catholic.
Cardinal Timothy Dolan on Fox & Friends on Charlie Kirk: "This guy is a modern day St Paul. He was a missionary, he's an evangelist, he's a hero. He's one I think that knows what Jesus meant when he said 'the truth will set you free.'"
I was just yesterday idly wondering when Nuzzi's timeout would be over and her rehab would begin. Seriously!
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Canceling Jimmy Kimmel show is not about Charlie Kirk, just like going after universities was not about antisemitism and occupying DC was not about fighting crime.
She's melting....
Someone needs to put a new light-bulb in Melania.
Perfectly put. Contrast with Ezra Klein, who's a good, even great, writer -- but much more self-consciously intellectualizing, like he could be anybody, and it's his take that has primacy. Coates is Coates, and yes -- he carries moral urgency with absolute authenticity.
One among many. But anyone could see this one coming.
OK, happy accident then! I'll take it.
Too liberal ... to be trusted? What the fuck does that even mean?
Is this coincidental timing, or did he make this after that Fox asshole I won't dignify by naming him suggested lethal injections for homeless/mentally ill people?