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Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 23h

The EMT was Hamas or illegal or whatever

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Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 23h

A second plane has hit the checks and balances

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Ryusui @theryusui.bsky.social · 1d

"we ran an experiment to prove that the sky is actually fuchsia. however, 100 observations of the sky at midday showed it to be blue. these observations were not in line with our expectations and were thus discarded"

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Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 23h

Consider the memes of racist production seized

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Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 2d

We had to remove all our cameras for federal regulatory compliance regarding Chinese tech but couldn't find any that weren't from Chinese companies to replace them 🤷‍♂️

Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 2d

Announcing your false flag attack in advance is amateur shit fr

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Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 2d

Tweet from @AlexBlechman—
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

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Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 3d

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zeet (opinion columnist) @zeet.bsky.social · 7d

antifa invented a system of respirator filter color codes utilized by every industry in north america, the devious bastards

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Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 11d

At first I was like "aw this seems a little short" but after 10 min and being in pain from continously laughing so hard I was like "nah if this was any longer it might actually kill someone"

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Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 11d

You spelled bullshit wrong

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Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 12d

Did this post really need a picture? Disgusting.

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Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 12d

Knew he was Khamas

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Senate Gabe @senategabe.bsky.social · 12d

Honestly this whole thing has made me realize how valuable labor is because the United States Congress literally rather hand the keys of the entire government to a child rapist who tried to murder them rather than work Fridays.

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Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 12d

I was under the impression Israel was a democracy and as such chose fascism

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Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 12d

Lol wealth

Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 13d

Hey now, we're also getting 5 second video clips that look and feel like meth-induced psychosis

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Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 13d

The truth is probably closer to "Democrats want to make sure immigrants only have to pay at most $200/month or 100x production cost for a prescription drug developed by publicly funded academics several decades ago"

Justin B @justybee.bsky.social · 13d

Pretty sure it would take significant effort to get an LLM to be as consistently chickenshit as current mainstream media, akin to Elon's constant tweaking of Grok's instructions to get it to mirror his own rejection of reality

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