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𝒊 𝒂𝒎 𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕, 𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒋𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒎 𝒑𝒊𝒆𝒄𝒆 (ⁱ ᵖᵘᵇˡⁱˢʰ ᵃʷᵃʳᵈ-ʷᵒʳᵗʰʸ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵀʰᵘʳˢᵈᵃʸ)

𝐌𝐄𝐆 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄, 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐒 -- 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭

@ 𝚓𝚞𝚗𝚘 𝚛𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚖 𝚍𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖

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GIRL MUSIC 012: THE WHITE STRIPES | MEG WHITE AND JACK WHITE | “HEY LITTLE APPLE BLOSSOM, COME AND TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE THINKING”
Girl Music
October 9, 2025

Juno Rylee Schultz

“With the White Stripes, we were trying to trick people into not realizing we were playing the blues.”

GIRL MUSIC is independent music journalism for anyone that loves pretty art and music.

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“I got into blues in my late teens. I knew about Robert Johnson from the bands that covered him. And when I heard him, I thought it was OK. Then I heard Son House’s a cappella song “Grinning in Your Face” [from the 1965 Columbia album Father of Folk Blues]. That was a transformative moment. There’s nothing there, just that voice. And what he was singing made so much sense to me.”

— JACK WHITE, Rolling Stone, 2005
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im obsessed with soup.
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If you are a soup person on here you are legally required to tell me
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Remake E.T. but change E.T. to a Minion from Despicable Me
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oh yeah, this is giving me the wings
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Remake E.T. but change E.T. to a Minion from Despicable Me
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10/23
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HAHAHAAH this is DONE !!!

this is DONE !! i did it !!!

this is publishing on 10/23 and im sending it to @polwingedhussar.bsky.social EARLY ASF for edits cause im getting AHEAD

YA'LL AINT READY FOR THIS !! the best thing ever written about WEEZER and RIVERS CUOMO
Girl Music 013 | Rivers Cuomo, Weezer, and the Blue Album | "Do You Believe What I Sing Now"
 
“ ’Yeah, let’s not be grunge. Let’s be more like the Beach Boys. But loud.’ ”

Publishing 10/23/25

by Juno Rylee Schultz 

Edits by: Morgan Shaver (they/them), Nathan Miller (he/him), Bex Stump (she/her)

[IMG // would love to have a sketch that's playful, blue, and colorful, of the band members against blue]

"I think I had two stories in my head. One was we're gonna sell a hundred copies and that's it. I'm gonna have to go back and work at Tower Records, or whatever. But the other one was like, 'Man, this album feels so powerful, so moving and special to me. I think we're gonna find a big audience, and this is gonna be an important record.'"
"Rock bands were getting more and more outrageous with tattoos and piercings. We came out completely clean-cut, four guys standing in a line, singing songs in major keys, about girls or whatever. It didn't quite make sense how that was the next step for rock and roll." 
–Rivers Cuomo, CBS News, 2024 
google doc word count thingy 

6102 words 
14 pages
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oh wow yeah it is cold though outside in the morning
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i forgot how cold it is when I went outside to walk the dog
A girl who forgot a coat who is pointy and cold
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LOTS OF ART coming and it's free <3

tips are what help me stay alive and pay my bills

(until i get a big fancy publishing deal )
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i have TWO journalism pieces publishing on 10/23

1) Girl Music 013 | Rivers Cuomo, Weezer, and the Blue Album | "Do You Believe What I Sing Now"

2) All This Happened, More Or Less 002 | THE BURIED MURDERS OF JOHNSON & JOHNSON | "DO NOT USE THIS REPORT"

Please send tips

(preview of #1 below)
Rivers Cuomo grew up with kaleidoscopic dreams; obsessing over rock music, pop melodies, and which strings to strum to make his way to the stage he'd been aware and thinking about since he was five years of age. 
It was 1976, and the life of Rivers was primarily centered around taking care of horses, doing yoga and stretching, and learning from hearing adults around him talk about things. 
Cuomo's life was filled with structure, nurturing, and peace, until a girl visiting the ashram Rivers lived on 'Rock and Roll All Over', by rock band KISS, after she left and her visit ended.
Growing up on an ashram, Rivers Cuomo had no music to speak of outside of "hippie music", such as Joan Baez, Cat Stevens, and Bob Dylan, and "Sanskrit chants", as Cuomo described it while looking back on a podcast with Questlove in March 2024.
This chaos and release of energy and noise, with confusing and melted looking faces on the front of the LP, changed everything for Rivers. And soon the world. 
"When I was five or so, my family moved to an ashram. We were pretty cut off from pop culture at that point. There was a lot of Sanskrit chanting. That was my main music experience at that point. There was some hippie music too. I remember like, Cat Stevens and Joan Baez. I would hear those records. But then there was this one girl who was my age. She came and visited the Ashram. Her name was Shanti, and she had Rock and Roll Over by Kiss, so it was probably '77. She accidentally left it. We put it on the record player. We had like a little cassette player also, so we pressed record, as the record was going, and so then I had a recording of this record. That's the only KISS album I had at that point. It's really the only kind of rock or intense 

Juno Rylee Journalism

Immaculately researched, elegantly poetic, free of editorial demands and advertiser approval. Publishes every other Thursday.
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😭👌 she said just a little bit of brain got ate by worm so don’t worry
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Cheryl Hines promised that Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s brain worm 'ate just a little bit' of her husband's brain. 'So don't worry.
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The Worm 'Ate Just a Little Bit' of RFK Jr.'s Brain
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the news is making me do lots of drugs
A cherub angel smoking a fat donk
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Are you there God?? It's me, Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar.
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Are you there God ?? It's me , Faggot.
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i actually REALLY want to be picked up by my hips and held during the "fucking in place" too
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i'm tired of fucking around. it's time to fuck in place.
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can i have some tips ?

i am a transgender journalist and artist

my journalism is free and comes out for FREE without ads every other Thursday

i have 2 pieces publishing on 10/23; one (tease below) about Weezer's Blue Album, the other about Johnson & Johnson killing millions of people
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VERY EXCITED to announce that ONE of TWO of the things publishing on 10/23 is nearly finished --

Girl Music 013 | Weezer | The Blue Album | "Let's Be Friends and Just Walk Away"

HERE'S A TEASE WITH THE OPENING QUOTES BEFORE THE BEGINNING !!!

CONTENT ... journalism ... TEASE. love you BYEEE
Girl Music 013 | Weezer | The Blue Album | "Let's Be Friends and Just Walk Away"
 
“ ’Yeah, let’s not be grunge. Let’s be more like the Beach Boys. But loud.’ ”

Publishing 10/23/25

by Juno Rylee Schultz 

Edits by: Morgan Shaver (they/them), Nathan Miller (he/him), Bex Stump (she/her)


"I think I had two stories in my head. One was we're gonna sell a hundred copies and that's it. I'm gonna have to go back and work at Domino's Pizza or whatever. But the other one was like, 'Man, this album feels so powerful, so moving and special to me. I think we're gonna find a big audience, and this is gonna be an important record.'" – Rivers Cuomo, CBS News, 2024 
"Rock bands were getting more and more outrageous with tattoos and piercings. We came out completely clean-cut, four guys standing in a line, singing songs in major keys, about girls or whatever. It didn't quite make sense how that was the next step for rock and roll." –Rivers Cuomo, CBS News, 2024 
"If you really want to understand the Blue Album — not just the illusion of the Blue Album that we sold — you have to take it in the context of what happened right before it, which is that I moved to L.A. from Connecticut after high school with the intention of making it with my heavy metal band." – Rivers Cuomo, Los Angeles Times, 2024
“The other far-hipper employees at Tower Records kind of educated me. I remember they played “Sliver” for me, [by Nirvana] and I was immediately in love. It had the aggression that I needed from my upbringing as a metalhead, but paired with strong, major-key chord progressions and catchy, emotional melodies and lyrics that felt so nostalgic and sweet and painful. It just sounded like it was coming from the deepest part inside of me—a part which I hadn’t yet been able to come close to articulating in my own music.” – Rivers Cuomo, American Songwriter, 2024
"It’s like, 'Oh, my God. This is so beautiful to me. And I identify with it so much.' Hearing [Kurt Cobain] sing about Mom and Dad and Grandpa Joe, these personal family issues, in a really heartbreaking kind of innocent, childlike way, over these straightforward chords in a major key." – Rivers Cuomo, GRAMMY, 2024
"When we made the 'Blue' album, I saw myself in a completely different light. I thought we were going to be the next Nirvana, that we were going to be taken very seriously as an angst-filled rock band. And I was completely shocked and surprised and disappointed when we put the record out to find that the press story was: 'This is a band of geeks.'' That story had never occurred to me. But it was universal around the world, that's what everyone said about us. So I guess it must be true. I just don't fit in and I don't even realise it. Put me in the wider society and I stand out as a misfit.” – Rivers Cuomo, Louder Sound, 2024
"I got their [demo] tapes from Geffen Records when I was out in LA working on another project. I listened to it in the car and just thought it was ph
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VERY EXCITED to announce that ONE of TWO of the things publishing on 10/23 is nearly finished --

Girl Music 013 | Weezer | The Blue Album | "Let's Be Friends and Just Walk Away"

HERE'S A TEASE WITH THE OPENING QUOTES BEFORE THE BEGINNING !!!

CONTENT ... journalism ... TEASE. love you BYEEE
Girl Music 013 | Weezer | The Blue Album | "Let's Be Friends and Just Walk Away"
 
“ ’Yeah, let’s not be grunge. Let’s be more like the Beach Boys. But loud.’ ”

Publishing 10/23/25

by Juno Rylee Schultz 

Edits by: Morgan Shaver (they/them), Nathan Miller (he/him), Bex Stump (she/her)


"I think I had two stories in my head. One was we're gonna sell a hundred copies and that's it. I'm gonna have to go back and work at Domino's Pizza or whatever. But the other one was like, 'Man, this album feels so powerful, so moving and special to me. I think we're gonna find a big audience, and this is gonna be an important record.'" – Rivers Cuomo, CBS News, 2024 
"Rock bands were getting more and more outrageous with tattoos and piercings. We came out completely clean-cut, four guys standing in a line, singing songs in major keys, about girls or whatever. It didn't quite make sense how that was the next step for rock and roll." –Rivers Cuomo, CBS News, 2024 
"If you really want to understand the Blue Album — not just the illusion of the Blue Album that we sold — you have to take it in the context of what happened right before it, which is that I moved to L.A. from Connecticut after high school with the intention of making it with my heavy metal band." – Rivers Cuomo, Los Angeles Times, 2024
“The other far-hipper employees at Tower Records kind of educated me. I remember they played “Sliver” for me, [by Nirvana] and I was immediately in love. It had the aggression that I needed from my upbringing as a metalhead, but paired with strong, major-key chord progressions and catchy, emotional melodies and lyrics that felt so nostalgic and sweet and painful. It just sounded like it was coming from the deepest part inside of me—a part which I hadn’t yet been able to come close to articulating in my own music.” – Rivers Cuomo, American Songwriter, 2024
"It’s like, 'Oh, my God. This is so beautiful to me. And I identify with it so much.' Hearing [Kurt Cobain] sing about Mom and Dad and Grandpa Joe, these personal family issues, in a really heartbreaking kind of innocent, childlike way, over these straightforward chords in a major key." – Rivers Cuomo, GRAMMY, 2024
"When we made the 'Blue' album, I saw myself in a completely different light. I thought we were going to be the next Nirvana, that we were going to be taken very seriously as an angst-filled rock band. And I was completely shocked and surprised and disappointed when we put the record out to find that the press story was: 'This is a band of geeks.'' That story had never occurred to me. But it was universal around the world, that's what everyone said about us. So I guess it must be true. I just don't fit in and I don't even realise it. Put me in the wider society and I stand out as a misfit.” – Rivers Cuomo, Louder Sound, 2024
"I got their [demo] tapes from Geffen Records when I was out in LA working on another project. I listened to it in the car and just thought it was ph
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God this piece is genuinely so good.
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this means THE WORLD to me

if you're scrolling replies ,

maybe my piece on Borderline Personality Disorder--and my life, and when i um...hurt my brother and earned temporary space ... --- will help you too !!

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It Takes All My Strength to Keep It Calm: Managing Borderline Personality With My Second Skin

“I have to tell myself, it’s better just to breathe”

Read the Full Article
July 9, 2025

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You should read Juno's work, she's a genuinely insightful journalist with a very distinct voice tbh
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𝒊 𝒂𝒎 𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕, 𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒋𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒎 𝒑𝒊𝒆𝒄𝒆 (ⁱ ᵖᵘᵇˡⁱˢʰ ᵃʷᵃʳᵈ-ʷᵒʳᵗʰʸ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵀʰᵘʳˢᵈᵃʸ)

𝐌𝐄𝐆 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄, 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐒 -- 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭

@ 𝚓𝚞𝚗𝚘 𝚛𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚖 𝚍𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖

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GIRL MUSIC 012: THE WHITE STRIPES | MEG WHITE AND JACK WHITE | “HEY LITTLE APPLE BLOSSOM, COME AND TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE THINKING”
Girl Music
October 9, 2025

Juno Rylee Schultz

“With the White Stripes, we were trying to trick people into not realizing we were playing the blues.”

GIRL MUSIC is independent music journalism for anyone that loves pretty art and music.

» Consider buying me breakfast or coffee on Ko-Fi/PayPal, or leaving me a small tip on Venmo.
« Contact me at juno.stump@gmail.com if you need someone with experience in mock reviews, copy editing/writing, PR work, etc »
Words: Juno Rylee Schultz (she/her)
Edits: Morgan Shaver (they/them), Nathan Miller (he/him), and Bex Stump (she/her)

“I got into blues in my late teens. I knew about Robert Johnson from the bands that covered him. And when I heard him, I thought it was OK. Then I heard Son House’s a cappella song “Grinning in Your Face” [from the 1965 Columbia album Father of Folk Blues]. That was a transformative moment. There’s nothing there, just that voice. And what he was singing made so much sense to me.”

— JACK WHITE, Rolling Stone, 2005
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please help Juno 💸💕🏳️‍⚧️
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I’m hungry,don’t have groceries , and need to pay bills

I already asked for help with different feminism so now here is boobs

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A girl with no bra on and
Her shirt pulled up
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Cringing in the Rearview Mirror
Pissing against the Windshield
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𝒊 𝒂𝒎 𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕, 𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒋𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒎 𝒑𝒊𝒆𝒄𝒆 (ⁱ ᵖᵘᵇˡⁱˢʰ ᵃʷᵃʳᵈ-ʷᵒʳᵗʰʸ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵀʰᵘʳˢᵈᵃʸ)

𝐌𝐄𝐆 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄, 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐒 -- 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭

@ 𝚓𝚞𝚗𝚘 𝚛𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚖 𝚍𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖

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GIRL MUSIC 012: THE WHITE STRIPES | MEG WHITE AND JACK WHITE | “HEY LITTLE APPLE BLOSSOM, COME AND TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE THINKING”
Girl Music
October 9, 2025

Juno Rylee Schultz

“With the White Stripes, we were trying to trick people into not realizing we were playing the blues.”

GIRL MUSIC is independent music journalism for anyone that loves pretty art and music.

» Consider buying me breakfast or coffee on Ko-Fi/PayPal, or leaving me a small tip on Venmo.
« Contact me at juno.stump@gmail.com if you need someone with experience in mock reviews, copy editing/writing, PR work, etc »
Words: Juno Rylee Schultz (she/her)
Edits: Morgan Shaver (they/them), Nathan Miller (he/him), and Bex Stump (she/her)

“I got into blues in my late teens. I knew about Robert Johnson from the bands that covered him. And when I heard him, I thought it was OK. Then I heard Son House’s a cappella song “Grinning in Your Face” [from the 1965 Columbia album Father of Folk Blues]. That was a transformative moment. There’s nothing there, just that voice. And what he was singing made so much sense to me.”

— JACK WHITE, Rolling Stone, 2005