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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 7h

the life of a double agent ain't easy.. you're basically working two jobs

more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 8h

watchin Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) and i think the tech industry's ultimate vision for AI is basically this with a subscription model

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11h

i didn't see that you'd changed it at first and i was like, hm well this is a very strange thing for kate to do....

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12h

oh AI chatbots are useless? bro i'm literally having cybersex with walmart

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Apr 16

telling you i'm going to "check my avails" then reading an entire daily Far Side desk calendar

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13h

that Dr Phil post where he's holding a knife in his kitchen next to his wife but now it says BIG KNIFE! SMALL WIFE! RUINED LIFE!

and he's not smiling anymore

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13h

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d

(andy ngo describing any photo of Portland with two or more people in it) looking at these frightening images one can't help but be reminded of that infamous day ten years ago when i got bonked in the head by some dessert

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d

ask tuah record on that thang

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d

kinda surprised peter thiel didn't smoke weed in college cause hearing him talk you're like, i think this guy is smoking weed in college right now

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d

john yoo should be chained up in a dungeon next to a old skeleton where he'll never again see sunlight 😀 but until then by all means keep telling me his thoughts on what's ok to do in a war

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d

(andy ngo describing any photo of Portland with two or more people in it) looking at these frightening images one can't help but be reminded of that infamous day ten years ago when i got bonked in the head by some dessert

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d

Dog claims blog posts edited by hacker: "I have nothing but love and respect for shih tzus of all sexual orientations."

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Jun 16

decided to check out jangling keys for the first time in probably decades, and wow.. that does not hold up. the whole time it's like, uhh what the heck is even happening?? i was actually laughing out loud at how bad it was

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Apr 20

PENTAGON PETE: can check!!
PENTAGON PETE: message deleted
PENTAGON PETE: message deleted
PENTAGON PETE: message deleted
PENTAGON PETE: wrong chat lol

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Jun 24

turned away at the border after they checked my phone and found an "insulting, hateful" unretouched photo of jd vance

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d

observing and fully understanding the line under "brand"

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d

molt obennay

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d

think there's some leftover packets in the junk drawer

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d

been getting a little jealous of america lately.... wish i could have a brain drain

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Sep 9

so i created a machine that can feel pain but i feel like it should do something else too

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d

says here a pickleball player is possessed and also his paddle is satan

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d

if anybody's lookin for something to frown at i got you covered

tubi thumbnail for THE PICKLEBALL EXORCIST .. I guess his paddle is haunted. or the court is. it's demoralizing to look at

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Mar 10

wow so i just touched this big monolith that showed up nearby and it told me all about smashing with bones. i've been fucking ruining shit all night, bones smash so good

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d

great work now my whole family thinks murder is good

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