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Judge Judy and Executioner

@judgyjudes.bsky.social

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You might say I'm typo-positive. Disabled. Sports fan. Nuggets, Avs, baseball, with a side of apathetic af Rockies fan.

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Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · Jun 18

Today's a good day to reach out to the trans people in your life. Every day is, but today especially they need to know that you're in their corner.

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Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 6m

I'm not the one who can't read the room!

I know full well about his lifelong dream of working for Andrew Cuomo's digital comms team!

Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 12m

Cooper Flagg is a f**tball player and I refuse to believe otherwise.

Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 12m

No! Then I'll want to burn the Louvre down and then I'll feel even worse than I do about part of the White House being destroyed!

Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 15m

2 seconds to look at the profile is usually helpful and that's on the reader to do if they aren't familiar with a poster.

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Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 24m

Burn it down

Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 53m

He'd fill them in with concrete for the foundations and easy r̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶r̶d̶e̶n̶s̶ patios.

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Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 1h

Jealous AF!

Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 1h

This guy has a laundry list of terrible statements on minorities, worked for fucking Blackrock as a mercenary, had a Nazi tattoo and that's not too far for you?

Fuck all the way off.

Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 1h

I really wish that Trump would just be like the guy at my grandparents' nursing home who tried to fit you for shoes off your own feet.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h

Trump: "The ocean drugs and the sea drugs, drugs by sea they call it also, that's almost down to nothing."

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 3h

getting this wrapped up in politicians really is freak shit. not healthy at all. they're eminently replaceable people you should be willing to dump the moment they're no longer useful. elected office isn't something owed to them

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 7h

the day that society at large understands that testosterone and estrogen are necessary hormones in your body regardless of your sex, and that hormone supplementation is a health question rather than a loaded emotional question, will be one of the greatest days in human history.

Brady! 🏳️‍⚧️ @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 8h

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

NYT Magazine headline “‘I'm on Fire': Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive - and Then Some
There is no F.D.A.-approved testosterone product for women. Insurance won't cover it. Many doctors won't prescribe it. It's become a cultural phenomenon.”

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Johnny in the Dark @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 6h

Every day someone becomes the Maine character. The goal is not to be that guy.

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Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 4h

Bruce is going to make me cry at least 3 times this year.

Denver Nuggets @nuggets.bsky.social · 5h

Picked up the roomies' new threads 😮‍💨

Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 4h

I'm going to need confirmation from at least 17 other people.

Jeff Passan @jeffpasan.bsky.social · 5h

Shohei Ohtani is en route to Toronto today.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 9h

Theory: cats can have ADHD too

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Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 6h

You write for prestigious papers for a living and still posted that "without the public ever finding out about it" in the same clause that you say "until later"?

The public either never finds out or they find out eventually; those are mutually exclusive ideas.

Your poor editors.

Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 6h

Bo, but not because of him.

Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 6h

💜💜💜

Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 6h

a Nazi and/or dipshit or a septuagenarian to support.

And if you can't, you shouldn't be voting for a Democrat in the first place.

Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 6h

...you still support the guy who had a definite nazi tattoo and only dealt with it after people noticed, and in the cover-up photo had a different tattoo (1919) that could also represent Nazi/fascist symbolism?

There are more than just two people in the race. Surely you can find someone who isn't

Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 6h

Wait, I lied. I thought this was a ***ncos post.

And I'll be honest, I was mostly sleeping during the games because that's what I've spent roughly half of my time doing lately.

Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 6h

The post you qt'd is also muted and I refuse to open that one for additional context.

Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 6h

Hmmm...my mute filters say otherwise 🤔

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Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 7h

She's talking about the 1919 on his arm. Going past the first image there is helpful for context.

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Judge Judy and Executioner @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 7h

I'll raise you

You have been awarded one—crossed out and replaced with "multiple"—yikes from the National Committee of Yikes