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Joysea Crew

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Joysea Crew @joyseacrew.bsky.social · Jan 24

For the next four years, I will be replacing all upcoming opening arguments with interpretive dance.

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · Jan 24

i feel like it’s about to be a real weird four years to be a lawyer

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Joysea Crew @joyseacrew.bsky.social · 10h

@bill-jubran.bsky.social should post here directly.
In the meantime, here’s this from FB:

Joysea Crew @joyseacrew.bsky.social · 13h

More likely if she were in it…

Joysea Crew @joyseacrew.bsky.social · 13h

I’d say they need to really mess with (perhaps remove) his hair as he believes he is the modern-day Sampson and his power lays in that spun sugar he arranges on his scalp.

Joysea Crew @joyseacrew.bsky.social · 13h

Oh, Stamford, CT!
WTF is happening there?!?
Early voting is NOW!
Get out there and VOTE!
connecticut.news12.com/man-arrested...

Man arrested by ICE agents inside Stamford Superior Court parking garage

News 12 reached out to ICE for comment and is waiting to hear back.

connecticut.news12.com

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15h

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Democratic Activists @democratswin.bsky.social · 1d

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 20h

The thrill is gone. It looks like Jeff Bezos is trying to run away from Lauren Sánchez.

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Joysea Crew @joyseacrew.bsky.social · 19h

…and he relents that they might identify the giraffe and lion part of the test… 🙄 Can someone please arrange a true Jeopardy type match with him? On the White House lawn? Maybe put them in a cage like it’s UFC to lure him in?

Joysea Crew @joyseacrew.bsky.social · 21h

Just like the echocardiogram of his heart:
No echo
No heart

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 21h

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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 1d

No lies detected…

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Mono 🐒 @3anx721.bsky.social · 1d

On this day in history

From Death Becomes Her: when
Did you take it anyway? October 26, 1985z. Way before you!

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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 23h

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

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Joysea Crew @joyseacrew.bsky.social · 21h

AOC worked at a bar after graduating Boston college with a double major & high honors. Jasmine Crockett took & passed the Texas Bar Exam & is a member of the Bar in good standing. tRuMp takes a pass on bars as alcoholism is prevalent in his genes; should he succumb to a bar he might not be standing.

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Joysea Crew @joyseacrew.bsky.social · 1d

Dear @randyrainbow.bsky.social
If there ever was a time for a Rocky Horror's Ballroom Blitz parody it would be NOW.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
💙🙏💙

Joysea Crew @joyseacrew.bsky.social · 1d

Is he running on his high school platform? Because I would really appreciate some fresh squeezed OJ myself...

Joysea Crew @joyseacrew.bsky.social · 1d

She needs gender affirming care; her make up isn’t cutting it…

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Joysea Crew @joyseacrew.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not April Fools’ Day so why is the NYT writing for @nytpitchbot.bsky.social ?

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

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George Hahn @georgehahn.com · 1d

No notes.

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 1d

my wife and i got invited to a halloween party. she’s gonna go as charlie kirk’s wife so i can rest in peace at home

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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 1d

It's 40 years to the day since Marty McFly first went back in time.

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Joysea Crew @joyseacrew.bsky.social · 2d

"Why do people vote for Trump?"
A&W introduced the 1/3 lb burger in the ‘80s to compete with McDonald's 1/4 lb burger at the same price.
It flopped so they did a market study & found folks didn’t buy the 1/3 lb cuz they thought 1/4 lb was bigger: 4 > 3.
Folks who picked 1/4 > 1/3 voted for Trump.

Joysea Crew @joyseacrew.bsky.social · 2d

Someone just turned me onto VHS Dates.
Video dating featuring eager candidates describing themselves and what they’re looking for, from the ‘80s (maybe early ‘90s?) before internet and what you see is what you got. Best viewed on Insta or FB.
Enjoy! www.facebook.com/share/r/17Lv...

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