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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · Oct 18

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Cactrot @cactrot.bsky.social · 6h

Its 2025, nobody wants to touch Windows anymore, so of course the next XBox will be a windows device.

Knoebel @knoebel.bsky.social · 9h

New Xbox details from Windows Central

-Next Xbox basically a PC which could run other stores
-Will feel like a tradional console
-Also will nativley run the games currently available on Xbox Series
-This includes BC games
-Plans to have no multiplayer paywall

www.windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/...

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It's KFG! @kungfugrip.bsky.social · 6h

Xbox ship is sinking so I'm sure they 100% support all the cringe as fuck Halo US government propaganda stuff getting posted right now

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It's KFG! @kungfugrip.bsky.social · 6h

Image how tainted halo feels to people who loved those games rn

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SpacePrez @spaceprez.bsky.social · 6h

every day is dumber than the last

kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 12h

Corniest post of 2025.

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The Whole 'Being ElNarez' Thing, Pt. 2 @elnarez.bsky.social · 6h

it's fucking hilarious that the people they found in the "make the case against Zitron and therefore defend our AI citadel" side are fucking idiots and losers speaking like they're auditioning for a bit part in Succession

Kevin Buist @kevinbuist.com · 7h

The fact that Ed Zitron does PR for AI companies is news to me and it is very funny. www.wired.com/story/ai-pr-...

Ed Zitron Gets Paid to Love AI. He Also Gets Paid to Hate AI

He’s one of the loudest voices of the AI haters—even as he does PR for AI companies. Either way, Ed Zitron has your attention.

www.wired.com

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NTom64_HFC @ntom64.bsky.social · 6h

when you throw a regular pokeball and catch a pokemon you weren't expecting to catch

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 16h

You know, I think Mitch is actually not that bad of a singer....

Dan Ryckert @danryckert.com · 18h

Be In A Car With @tolkoto.com Simulator 2025

Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 16h

We aren't a serious country and Trump has now **OFFICIALLY** made Halo "cringe"

I'm sorry PlayStation users, you've just gotten damaged goods.

Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 17h

I just-

What

White House official account posting a Trump as halo master chief Ai image quoting a stupid GameStop post about ending the console wars

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 16h

We need a Lazlow of the Left

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 17h

Sometimes I think about how GTA3 has that radio commercial about "pets overnight dot com" which promises you "little bundles of love, in a box, directly to your door" and how that predicted the entire American economy almost 30 years later

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Giant Bomb @giantbomb.bsky.social · 19h

BOMB-A-THON 2025

OCTOBER 27 5PM ET - OCTOBER 28 5PM ET

BE THERE!!!!!!!

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Mike Minotti @tolkoto.com · 21h

Things are going great!

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 21h

Sunday Scaries.

Photo of me.

So, over the course of the last several days. My mom has been getting twitches, feeling very cold and just very sleepy.

All the tests came back normal, however, so I shouldn't be alarmed. However, she is in tremendous pain and doesn't want to go to the hospital because it has been in a STRONG DECLINE IN QUALITY and fears she will die there. (And she's right, every time she returns, she gets more and more worse)

So, this week, it's been a strong continuation of "watching my mom erode before my very eyes, and being unable to do anything about it" and just trying to hard to not let the cabin fever, the sleep deprivation or overlaying fear of being alone get to me and the overwhelming task of what happened "when the worst happens" and the irritating task of "everything is fine" and it's not, with so much work on the table and so much unfinished things to do.

It's tough to keep a brave face. I think I might crash out every day for the foreseeable future.

Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 1d

Coming soon to Nintendo Switch 2 and Steam

From The Game Developers behind Skibidi Party

Zac S. Pumpkins @fadetozac.bsky.social · 1d

Labubu Kart

Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 1d

Me? 😭

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TomTom #FreePalestine 🇵🇸 @awkwardcomma.bsky.social · 1d

This YouTube channel is less than a year old and has uploaded over 52,000 videos. That's roughly 210 videos a day. It's all just AI generated garbage.

I don't know how we continue to have a usable internet in the future if we keep letting stuff like this happen. I really don't.

General information about the AI YouTube channel Skateboard Daily. The joined date of Feb 21, 2025 is highlighted.

A screenshot of a YouTube Channel called "Skateboard Daily." I has an AI generated thumbnail and various videos can be seen including "How Did Tony Hawk Influence Famous Pro Skaters" and "what Skateboarding Warm-Ups Increase Your Range of Motion?"

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 1d

You have no idea how close that was... That was my 5th choice!!! 😭😭😭

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 1d

PlayStation 2 Game Mount Rushmore

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 1d

a cartoon of kirby standing next to a tree

ALT: a cartoon of kirby standing next to a tree

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 1d

I've seen it - it's not as good as the original, it follows similar "sequel reboot" tropes like joke callbacks, similar plot, only this time it's AI BURGER BOTS